t-pain's request folder: thousands of celebrities actually conversing
my request folder: 'hey h0tt!3, why dont you CUM check out these piczzzzz ;) ;) ;)', 'hi, follow my travel page! we support BLM', '¿foot pics?'
no one:
me listening to sad 90s r&b songs stocking shelves: did my mom raise me so conservative because of how men overreacted to the liberation of women and in doing so, kept me protected from having a man make a song like this about me?
*8:47 am on monday morning*
no one:
me: "ur honor, i am guilty of one thing & one thing only & that is trying to ~get my groove on~!! no where and i repeat ... N O W H E R E .. does it state on this playlist that it is only for that person to 'discover'."
I’m dead 😂☠️ When I got back from the store all the goats had broken through the fence and were recking havoc on our street
This is the craziest thing to happen all quarantine 🐐🐐🐐
@yelyahwilliams love this albummmmm i can remember humming “misery business” in the hotel elevator in sixth grade. now i’m singing along to “dead horse” in my shower!! you have aged with me!!