Jay Grove

New Hampshire-based comedian working nationally. Discussions of cigars, wine, WWE, and sports always welcome. Book me at

[In The Gray Area Podcast @InTheGrayAreaP1]

You @pornhub_premium babies don't remember what it's like having to set a 5AM alarm so you could watch @Kiana_Tom #FlexAppeal in real time.

[Jay Grove @TheGraniteGun]

@espn for the love of God please pare down these insufferable @MarlyRiveraESPN segments. It’s like trying to watch the game with someone who just won’t stop talking to you

[Jay Grove @TheGraniteGun]

@DJPrincePaul intro for the Malcom X doc should be released as a single!! #Fire

[Jay Grove @TheGraniteGun]

Curlies Comedy Club would love your feedback. Post a review to our profile.
https://t.co/7YOGspwtvg

[Jay Grove @TheGraniteGun]

Your chance to win FREE tickets for this Friday night!! https://t.co/FySYNn5TEe

[Jay Grove @TheGraniteGun]

@MattBarrie and @elleduncanESPN please go host Entertainment Tonight and get it over with. Stop ruining sports.

[Jay Grove @TheGraniteGun]

@Upper_Iowa_FB play-by-play booth stop crying about the refs and focus on your undisciplined team. Enjoy that "L"

[Jay Grove @TheGraniteGun]

@YahooFantasy how do I see rosters from 2018?

[Jay Grove @TheGraniteGun]

Retweet to help fill my job: Server and Bartender @ Curlies Comedy Club https://t.co/a13EmveP2I

[Jay Grove @TheGraniteGun]

@AshleyFires Lol... we'll catch it next year!!

[Jay Grove @TheGraniteGun]

Celebrity I share a birthday with? Fellow NH resident @AshleyFires #Pisces

[Jay Grove @TheGraniteGun]

Machismo has made me front for years... but I was dead wrong. @NickCannon is the truth. I'm a fan of the man and the mind.

[Jay Grove @TheGraniteGun]

Rare night off... using it to watch @KevinVonErich in "Heroes of World Class"... for about the 150th time!!

[Jay Grove @TheGraniteGun]

I've been a fan of a lot of singers... but folks aren't up on @eboni_foster . Looks and talent.

[Jay Grove @TheGraniteGun]

#ProductPlacement Cigar and Lighter by @7204cigars ... Shoes by adidas ... Deck by @curliescomedy @ Curlies Comedy Club https://t.co/Pq2TqAPBYw

[Jay Grove @TheGraniteGun]

@EversourceNH you took $1650 "by mistake" from my account... return it please. It's been a week of telling me you sent it... now suddenly it's on me to prove that it was my money? Please stop stealing and just return my $$ please.

[Jay Grove @TheGraniteGun]

Listen... Our Caramel Apple Martini is THAT DAMN GOOD! Served with a fresh apple slice and a cinnamon sugar rim. @ Curlies Comedy Club https://t.co/tf6wugxwa2

[Jay Grove @TheGraniteGun]

Thank you notforgotten_graphics_apparel for helping me get the message out! #WhyNotRochester @ Curlies Comedy Club https://t.co/NlBJtSVIFX

[Jay Grove @TheGraniteGun]

Thank you notforgotten_graphics_apparel for helping me get the message out! #WhyNotRochester @ Curlies Comedy Club https://t.co/NNqoznsidg

[Jay Grove @TheGraniteGun]

Product Placement: Cigar by @padroncigars courtesy of kylemw24 : $20. Glasses by southpolebrand : $9 Umbrella by samueladamsbeer : $0 Club Logo Graphics by @amigraphics : Priceless @… https://t.co/P79Snl84pg