Grass Sink

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[Grass Sink @TheGrassSink]

MAMA WE MADE IT!! BAHAHAHA

Thanks to everyone who called me a professional dick rider and glazer. Your impressions really helped spread this post as far as it’s gotten.

Keep up the good work spreading your unnecessary CU hate, we’ll keep taking all the clicks from it🤝🫡

[COACH PRIME @DeionSanders]

Lolololol Good 1 and True! Lolololol

[Grass Sink @TheGrassSink]

BREAKING: After last nights performance and the obvious depth at wide receiver, Colorado has proposed to the NCAA a rule change that would allow there to be two footballs on the field during a play.

This would help to get more of the stars involved each play.

[Grass Sink @TheGrassSink]

BREAKING: @DeionSandersJr has seen a recent spike in YouTube viewership after North Dakota State put on Colorado Buffaloes’ football videos on during their practice.

Respect to the Bison on finding time to multitask.

[Grass Sink @TheGrassSink]

BREAKING: People magazine just named Peggy Coppom 2024’s most beautiful woman.

Just another accolade for this beautiful soul who dons the black and gold. Many are saying there was “no one more deserving than Peggy” for this award. And frankly I’d have to agree.

[Grass Sink @TheGrassSink]

BREAKING: Researchers recently determined the only player that can guard Travis Hunter when he’s on offense is Travis Hunter when he’s on defense.

The man truly is one-of-one. Now all that’s left to do is figure out how this affects Lebron’s legacy.

[Grass Sink @TheGrassSink]

BREAKING: Shedeur Sanders’ NFL Draft stock has plummeted all the way from 1st overall projected pick to… wait for it…still the 1st overall pick.🤣

If he continues to post things like “mid at best” who knows if he’ll continue to drop from 1st overall to still 1st overall…🧐

[Grass Sink @TheGrassSink]

@kubii14 Open up a dictionary, turn to the page that has the word “parody” on it, read that definition, and then get back to me

[Grass Sink @TheGrassSink]

BREAKING: Coach Prime has officially bought more property and is now living rent free in the minds of tens of millions of Americans.

You can now add real estate mogul to the very long list of accomplishments Coach Prime has achieved in his life.

Congrats Prime!

[Grass Sink @TheGrassSink]

@33KSU You must be really fun at parties

[Grass Sink @TheGrassSink]

BREAKING: It’s over ladies and gentlemen. Colorado RB Micah Welch has already been awarded the Doak Walker award for this upcoming season.

The National Selection Committee has reportedly “already seen enough” and is comfortable with the handing the top RB award to Welch.

[Grass Sink @TheGrassSink]

TRENDING: Nebraska has struck a TV deal with C-SPAN for their Spring Game this year.

This decision was made due to a “lack of intrigue” around the Corn’s program.

Will air after senate hearing SD-138

If you plan on watching — make sure to grab your caffeine for this snoozer😴

[Grass Sink @TheGrassSink]

@JakeDNVR They thought they could get rid of me, but the Grass Sink movement is just too strong. We’re so back

[Grass Sink @TheGrassSink]

BREAKING: Bill Belichick will be joining Coach Prime’s staff at Colorado as a Senior Analyst.

The legendary NFL coach has reportedly “decided to dip his toes in the NIL game.”

Rumors are Lil Wayne’s post-Spring Game concert was a major selling point for Belichick to CU.👀

[Grass Sink @TheGrassSink]

The clip from a recent interview with Seaton confirming the tomfoolery between him and Sanders:

[Grass Sink @TheGrassSink]

TRENDING: Jordan Seaton and Shedeur Sanders trolled Hayes Fawcett on the most excruciatingly awkward live humanity has ever seen.

Off the field chemistry is growing exponentially between Sanders and his 5⭐️ OT.

Also safe to say this troll job would never happen to Grass Sink.

[Grass Sink @TheGrassSink]

BREAKING: Ohio State and HC Ryan Day are parting ways.

This decision comes after the Buckeyes’ 14-3 loss to Missouri.

OSU was expecting to fire Day, but before they could do so he told them, “You can’t fire me I quit.”

The lights were seemingly too bright in Columbus for Day

[Grass Sink @TheGrassSink]

BREAKING: Pop-Tarts Bowl standout Strawberry Pop Tart has entered the transfer portal.

His top schools he’s heard from are Colorado, Georgia, Ohio State, and Texas.

Tart has four more years of eligibility remaining.

#GrassSink

[Grass Sink @TheGrassSink]

BREAKING: Colorado quarterback Shedeur Sanders is still that guy.

He tells me this after some media outlets were beginning to speculate that Shedeur “was not him.”