Issun

“Bug? I told you a thousand times not to call me that! I'm a wandering artist. The name's Issun!” [Capcom RP]

[Issun @TheGreatIssun]

The famed wandering artist, the reluctant Celestial Envoy, Issun has arrived.

[Issun @TheGreatIssun]

“Cause it fits your “sunny” personality”

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑾𝑶𝑳𝑭 𝑴𝑨𝑵 𝑹𝑰𝑺𝑬𝑺 @CursedTalbain]

❝Why yellow of all colors?❞

[Issun @TheGreatIssun]

“I’m dyeing your fur for this, get ready to be bright yellow buddy.”

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑾𝑶𝑳𝑭 𝑴𝑨𝑵 𝑹𝑰𝑺𝑬𝑺 @CursedTalbain]

❝I'm well aware.❞

[Issun @TheGreatIssun]

“You’re such a buzzkill, y’know that?!”

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑾𝑶𝑳𝑭 𝑴𝑨𝑵 𝑹𝑰𝑺𝑬𝑺 @CursedTalbain]

❝You got what you deserved.❞

[Issun @TheGreatIssun]

“AAAAAAaaaaaa—“

[Issun @TheGreatIssun]

“Eh? Uh…sheesh, didn’t expect you to do all that. Just be careful next time, will ya?”

Not like he can complain.

[𝐕𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐄 𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐗 @bloodlinecrisis]

— I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry-

Now she kneels.

[Issun @TheGreatIssun]

“…Oh, wait, never mind.”

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑾𝑶𝑳𝑭 𝑴𝑨𝑵 𝑹𝑰𝑺𝑬𝑺 @CursedTalbain]

𝘠𝘦𝘴, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘈𝘙𝘌 𝘣𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴. 𝘉𝘦 𝘫𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘴

[Issun @TheGreatIssun]

“H-Hey!” He started hopping up and down. “I worked real hard on that, and you just used it as a tissue?!”

[𝐕𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐄 𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐗 @bloodlinecrisis]

She squints. With the digit of her finger she held it and place it close to her face

It was hard to tell what was what…
Suddenly, her nose got itchy and had to sneeze!
—AC-CHOO!-
And blew away the painting

[Issun @TheGreatIssun]

“Hmm…here! Take a look at this one,”

He holds up a rather small piece of parchment for her to look at.

[𝐕𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐄 𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐗 @bloodlinecrisis]

—Not that I am aware of. I apologize. Where can I see them?-

His attitude caught her off guard. She bent a little her head.

[Issun @TheGreatIssun]

I paint masterpieces, duh. You haven’t seen any of my work floating around?

[𝐕𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐄 𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐗 @bloodlinecrisis]

he's the size of a fingernail. He can only eat one popcorn.

--Really? What do you do?-

[Issun @TheGreatIssun]

Wrong! I’m an artist.

[𝐕𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐄 𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐗 @bloodlinecrisis]

A flea man.

[Issun @TheGreatIssun]

“…Huh? What’re you looking at?”

[Issun @TheGreatIssun]

“Yeah, great, definitely glad about that. Now will you MOVE that paw?!”

He’s trying to squeeze out on his own already…to no avail.

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑾𝑶𝑳𝑭 𝑴𝑨𝑵 𝑹𝑰𝑺𝑬𝑺 @CursedTalbain]

❝I didn't have an easier way of doing that. Just be happy I didn't slam my paw down.❞

[Issun @TheGreatIssun]

Issun manages to poke his head out from under there eventually, gasping for air.

“WHAT’S THE BIG IDEA?!”

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑾𝑶𝑳𝑭 𝑴𝑨𝑵 𝑹𝑰𝑺𝑬𝑺 @CursedTalbain]

𝘜𝘯𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘐𝘴𝘴𝘶𝘯, 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘑𝘰𝘯'𝘴 𝘴𝘪𝘻𝘦

[Issun @TheGreatIssun]

He’s completely flattened beneath the wolf’s paw.

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑾𝑶𝑳𝑭 𝑴𝑨𝑵 𝑹𝑰𝑺𝑬𝑺 @CursedTalbain]

❝Lets see how 𝘠𝘖𝘜 like it.❞

𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘙𝘌𝘈𝘋𝘌𝘙'𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥

[Issun @TheGreatIssun]

@CursedTalbain “Don’t go tempting fate now, there’s a mallet out there that can bring you right down to Poncle height.”

[Issun @TheGreatIssun]

@CursedTalbain “I mean, would YOU turn down a free ride if you were my size?”

[Issun @TheGreatIssun]

@CursedTalbain “You gotta let me know if you ever end up there. I can show you around! Heck, I bet I can even convince Ammy to poke in for a quick hello.”

[Issun @TheGreatIssun]

@CursedTalbain “All you gotta do is tell em’ it’s an Issun original you’ve got on your hands and they’ll fork over plenty of yen…probably!”

[Issun @TheGreatIssun]

@CursedTalbain “Hey I do a lot more than just pester you. I give good advice, free entertainment, AND my autograph is probably worth a lot too~!”

Hands on his hips, proud as ever.

[Issun @TheGreatIssun]

@CursedTalbain “Of course she does! We’re best buds and don’t you forget it, but…she’s also a goddess. She’s busy! I ain’t gonna fault her for that, obviously, but I’m on my own a lot as a result.”