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[HeureVerte @TheGreenHour]

…but reporting a fault and reviewing our package was beyond the art of the possible. The contact number you seem to have for us is the phone number of our last house, before we joined you as a customer 13 years ago. So I won’t be expecting a call from you.

[HeureVerte @TheGreenHour]

Hey @virginmedia, just wanted to tip my hat to you on your absolutely appalling website. In a very crowded field, yours is now in at #1 in my personal list of useless online services. The best I’ve managed (at length) was to reset my password…

[HeureVerte @TheGreenHour]

This has made me very sad, having watched and loved Tom Wilkinson for 30 years. Old Father Time should leave the good ‘uns alone, eh?

Tom Wilkinson: The Full Monty actor dies at 75 https://t.co/LlcOnue6J3

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Hi @EastMidRailway do you have ticket acceptance today between Sheffield & London for passengers unable to travel on LNER routes?

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

This is what we call proper journalism. Well done @insidecroydon Now could the policing minister investigate please? Oh! He is at the centre of it. And could the national media understand that this is what we call a real story in the public interest? https://t.co/CEvWMua1P1

[Caroline Lucas @CarolineLucas]

Rent-a-Minister Grant Shapps embodies Government chaos. He’s held 5 different cabinet posts in past 12 months. Transport, Home, BEIS, Energy, and now Defence. This govt is a desperate scrambled cohort of failure & an election to get rid of the lot of them can’t come soon enough

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

It’s hard to know who and what to trust these days…

But this incredible clip nails it

Simply:

Don’t trust idiots

And how do you spot an idiot?

Look for the people who are cruel…

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

These new centres are outsourced to the private sector, who love to cherrypick the lucrative aspects of healthcare. Shareholder profits to be picked up by you - the UK taxpayer - enriching people who exploit human illness for profit. Privatisation in plain sight, at NHS expense.

[HeureVerte @TheGreenHour]

Post a gif of a famous person you have met. Seems appropriate this weekend.

[HeureVerte @TheGreenHour]

Changing their name hasn’t changed much. Hermes was a lousy delivery company and so is Evri. Next Day delivery is a myth when they’re involved.

[HeureVerte @TheGreenHour]

Bearing in mind the IAAF can resolve to ban Russian & Belarusian athletes from all competitions, why can’t the IOC? Gutless. #IOC #iaaf

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

IOC recommends Russian and Belarusian individual athletes compete as neutrals https://t.co/uPt0ij9rX7

[HeureVerte @TheGreenHour]

@kukukadoo He just needs to go swimming in his clothes, drives the daughters of gentlemen wild apparently.

[HeureVerte @TheGreenHour]

@ArfurSmith “What would you call that hairstyle you’re wearing?”
“Arthur”.

[HeureVerte @TheGreenHour]

@fesshole

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@neilgibbons @KatiePuckrik The Rick Wakeman cult sit down to dinner.

[Skyler Schrempp ⚾️ THREE STRIKE SUMMER @SkylerSchrempp]

John Steinbeck is trending so now's as good a time as any to talk about Sanora Babb... 1/11

[HeureVerte @TheGreenHour]

@Magpie24_7 I think Pope saves the 2nd, just by staying up longer, but otherwise he did fine. When Dubravka goes, wouldn’t have a problem with him as #2.

[HeureVerte @TheGreenHour]

@RealKenBruce As a child of about 7 or 8 (so late 80s), I recall hearing a link between your show and Jimmy Young, and thinking “this guy is really funny!”. To be clear, it was you rather than JY and I’ve never lost that opinion. All the very best for what comes next!

[HeureVerte @TheGreenHour]

@GregHands @twocitiesnickie Flippant remarks involving “letterboxes” & “watermelon smiles” by your ex leader had a real world impact too, yet your party did its best to shrug them off. I don’t condone vandalism, nor do I condone the catalogue of disgraceful behaviour perpetrated by recent Tory governments.

[HeureVerte @TheGreenHour]

@PRollinsEsq Actually, it was Beardsley stood in his towel and Pavel Srnicek in the bath!