The Grinch

Grinch Fan Page! Not Associated with Dr.Suess! No copyright intended! I come out of my cave once a year!

[The Grinch @TheGrinch2000]

Well I'm sorry to disappoint ya Martha baby, but the G train has left the station.

Until next year!

[The Grinch @TheGrinch2000]

Are you having a Holly Jolly Christmas!?

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MERRY CHRISTMAS ONE AND ALL!

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Tomorrow is Christmas. It’s practically here!

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I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump.

[The Grinch @TheGrinch2000]

Look, I don’t wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is stupid, stupid, stupid!

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BUT WHAT WOULD I WEAR!?

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Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness..

[The Grinch @TheGrinch2000]

7:00: Wrestle with my self-loathing... I'm booked!

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Holiday Who-Be What-Ee?

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Look, I don’t wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is stupid, stupid, stupid!

[The Grinch @TheGrinch2000]

And they’ll feast, feast, feast, feast. They’ll eat their Who-Pudding and rare Who-Roast Beast. But that’s something I just cannot stand in the least. Oh, no. I’M SPEAKING RHYME!

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We're gonna die!
We're gonna die!
I'm going to throw up, and then I'm gonna die!

[The Grinch @TheGrinch2000]

If you utter so much as one syllable, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you'd like to fax me, press the star key.

[The Grinch @TheGrinch2000]

Holiday Who-Be What-Ee?

[The Grinch @TheGrinch2000]

Look, I don’t wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is stupid, stupid, stupid!

[The Grinch @TheGrinch2000]

Jury duty, jury duty, jury duty, black mail, pink slip, chain letter, eviction notice, jury dutyyyyyyyy!

[The Grinch @TheGrinch2000]

Those Whos are hard to frazzle, Max. But, we did our worst, and that's all that matters.

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It's because I'm green isn't it?

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Ho Ho Ho 👀💚