TheGrandPoobah

Metro Cowboy

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It’s so liminal i think I’m going to throw up

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Call me a Pharaoh the way my tootin is common

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Forks is a jorts graveyard

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I get what my man Popeye was on, spinach kind of rocks

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What do you mean you need to use artificial intelligence? You literally have the real version of it in your head

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My girlfriend was trying to remember Adam drivers name and was like “the guy who was the little Darth Vader 2.0”

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Say what you will, but even if it is impractical those guys are some real jokers

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Don’t wear your best pants to a vampire hunt

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Merry crisp nuts

[TheGrandPoobah @TheGrndPooBah]

@caldotorg I saw not one, but three separate pizzas walk on that plane

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If you bring an entire pizza onto an airplane you should be strapped to the wing during takeoff

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They call it street food because that’s where I belong after what I do to it

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Oh sorry this is actually a 3/4 bath, it has an eyewash station

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My zoologist went to jail for HIPPO violations 😞

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Do you think birds beat themselves up at night for missing the early worm?

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Have a peasful nights sleep…context is I ate a bunch of peas and now I’m worried about my ability to sleep peacefully

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Ice cold water at home when you’re drunk like spinach for popeye

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I never got why Achilles mom didn’t just get her hand a little wet

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All the 12 cat households freaking out rn

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Fuck downward dog, what an shit stance

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New identity just dropped