2025 Back in the dugout for the first time since 2012 • UEFA C Licensed • Old-school gaffer in a modern game • Shouting “They don’t want it!” since day one
UEFA C Manager seeking a Saturday Men's football role. Coaching since 1999 vast experience.
Currently managing in Alliance League Div.
Looking for a new challenge & ready to bring leadership, organisation & player development to the right club. DMs or Email [email protected]
Lost 2-3 this week 😅 My ‘silly subs’ cost us… Lesson learned: no more Mr. Nice Manager. Time to shake things up next match! 💪⚽ #TeamLife#ManagerProblems#NextTime”
8th league game of the season & we move up to 2nd! A strong win over the Sea Animals — controlled the game against a side that beat us in the cup, but today was different. Sharp in patches, moved the ball well, & made them work for everything. #football#Leicester#Soccermanager
Giving up on dating. Not because I’m too old, fat, boring, and grumpy… but because my last date said she “just wanted someone spontaneous,” so I surprised her by leaving halfway through the starter. Apparently that’s not what she meant. #dating#oldman#comedy
Who fancies joining my Premier League Fantasy League? Last season my team racked up fewer points than Southampton in the Prem… Come for the banter, stay for watching me sink faster than Luton Town did last season... #FPL#Sfc#LTFC
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Dear Newcastle United, can we get a decision on Isak before my fantasy football team starts resembling my fridge… half-empty and full of bad choices. Staying? Going? I need answers, not suspense. #FPLProblems#NUFC#IsakDecision#GrumpyMisfitMoans
🚨URGENT: Our Instagram is feeling lonely 😢📸
Give it a follow before it starts posting sad selfies and writing bad poetry. 😭✍️
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Save a social media account today. ❤️ #MDFShow#FollowUsOrWeCry
Battle of the Bangers! 🚨
Which track reigns supreme? Cast your vote below
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1) adagio for strings - https://t.co/uWx2xtpAZH
2) Free From Desire - https://t.co/cGU1JXN6FR
3) Freestyler - https://t.co/rpqXjKeDJv
🚨 BREAKING: Scientists confirm that shouting at your screen *DOES NOT* change the outcome of a show.
But guess what? With *MDF*, your voice actually matters! Coming soon—an interactive show where *you* help steer the chaos. Buckle up, it’s gonna be a blunder! #MDFShow#GRAMMYs
It's been a tough year—from my marriage breaking down, losing my job, and the passing of my mum. But I'm on the rise now, stronger than ever, and laser-focused on what’s ahead. Here's to new beginnings. #Resilience#StrongerEveryDay