GrumpyOldDan

Hailing from Parts Unknown: dog owner, fisherman, curmudgeon extraordinaire

[Sassy Soap Droppin' Jail Bait @SassyJailbait]

tried to email this to Microsoft's CEO. he'll get it next week 📎

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@HouseDemocrats So far this week you’ve displayed the inability to fart and chew bubble gum at the same time. First step electing a Speaker who is a fighter and knows what the hell she’s doing. Hakeem is a corporate plant.

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Crossed paths with some Sandhill Cranes while in my lunch walk (sound up):

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Jaws
The Godfather
The Godfather Part II
Goodfellas
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Platoon

[El Presidente @elldivino]

Goodfellas
Pulp Fiction
Heat
Casino
Scarface
Reservoir Dogs
Rocky

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@ChuckGrassley Still trying to slander Obama all these years later, yet not a peep from you about the Epstein files.

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@BarryinIowa The poor guy lives two states away, so I’m willing to cut a little slack here.

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@Yoda4ever What a massacre

[Rob @_ROB_29]

You’re not the boss of me 😂

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@bleepchick Not intentional. i am but a lowly sinner 😞

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I wheeled my trash and recycling bins to the curb on this cold, rainy night to avoid having to do so in the morning. This is the part where all twelve of you - my human followers - applaud and say, “Sometimes it’s almost as though you’re a real adult, Dan!”

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@donkoclock She is a horrid creature

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@_ladygooch @ArrowheadPride That’s exactly where my 12 year old brain goes whenever hearing the word “streak”.

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@TheArnShow Arn you were just a baby then (while also being the baddest man in the business).

[Notorious T.I.A 🐶🐱🐶🌈🏳️‍🌈🧩 @TiaLoops2]

😭🤣🤣🤣

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Golden Retriever mom is at the vet's for the delivery.

As soon as her owner walked in to visit, she picked up the puppy in her mouth to proudly show it to the family.

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@Andie00471

[QENNY | THE SPOOKY LAWYER ON YOUTUBE @AKBrews]

Microsoft Outlook being down was like the adult equivalent of a snow day.

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@FredBusso I have a very limited vocabulary so odd words and ones with repeat letters trip me up.

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Wordle 1,973 4/6

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Well poop. Looks like Outlook is back up and running 👿

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This old codger is one of the few employees who knows how to use a fax machine, making me indispensable during this Outlook outage. I shall therefore be on strike until my exorbitant salary demands have been met, and bestowed with the new title of “Chief Beefcake” 🤴🏻

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@FredBusso I like that one!