The Grumpy Cat

I wasn't mad. Then you asked me 10 times if I was mad. Now I'm mad!

[The Grumpy Cat @TheGruumpyCat]

5ometimes you gotta Iet them breathe http://t.co/xWLN6zGer6

[The Grumpy Cat @TheGruumpyCat]

"Wishing you could punch someone in the face with no consequences."

[The Grumpy Cat @TheGruumpyCat]

1,000 Pound Woman Loses 80% of Her Body Fat. (5 Photos) http://t.co/I5H5uEME7Z

[The Grumpy Cat @TheGruumpyCat]

"lf you're reading this, l hate you."

[The Grumpy Cat @TheGruumpyCat]

"120% done with today"

[The Grumpy Cat @TheGruumpyCat]

"""Dog Food Lid"" spelled backwards is ""Dildo of God""That is all."

[The Grumpy Cat @TheGruumpyCat]

"Hey Ray Lewis what's better? Winning the Super Bowl or getting away with murder?"

[The Grumpy Cat @TheGruumpyCat]

"l'm not grumpy all the time. Sometimes l'm asleep."

[The Grumpy Cat @TheGruumpyCat]

"l wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says ""haha good one"" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap."

[The Grumpy Cat @TheGruumpyCat]

"on your mark get set die"

[The Grumpy Cat @TheGruumpyCat]

"Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: No one helps you once you're fucked."

[The Grumpy Cat @TheGruumpyCat]

"Roses are redGrass is greenerHappy V DayPlease touch my wiener"

[The Grumpy Cat @TheGruumpyCat]

"What's Michelle 0bama's favorite vegetable? Barackoli."

[The Grumpy Cat @TheGruumpyCat]

"l don't hate you, it's just... Nope, l hate you."

[The Grumpy Cat @TheGruumpyCat]

"Wow, seriously? 13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? When l was 13 l was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, pussies."

[The Grumpy Cat @TheGruumpyCat]

"Don't ever be ashamed of who you are. Unless you're a hoe... Then be ashamed."

[The Grumpy Cat @TheGruumpyCat]

"0K, l'm getting out of bed in 10 seconds. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,9,9,9,9,9, ...."

[The Grumpy Cat @TheGruumpyCat]

"l fucking hate winter"

[The Grumpy Cat @TheGruumpyCat]

"STlLL WAlTlNG F0R S0ME0NE T0 TEXT ME AND C0NFESS THElR L0VE F0R ME"

[The Grumpy Cat @TheGruumpyCat]

"l swear to drunk l'm not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables."