The Guards

Jeremy, Ülrich, Geøphry, & Galmar. (joint account) Guards of the Royal Palace™. Faithful servants of the Dane 🙏🏻 Keeping the Royal Palace™ safe since 1420.

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@jkbham13tbl0g @opheliathesista Yeah but like the events of our lives take place in the 15th century. Look at hamlets bio it says class of 1404 or something.

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@jkbham13tbl0g @opheliathesista Y’all and not knowing the centuries tho

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Danish soldier returning from the war to see his son for the first time. 1430- colorized.

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@Hamlet_and_eggs @opheliathesista In his final breaths, he gave his vote for Fortinbras to be Dane. Let us honor his wishes and accept our new Dane with courtesy due him.

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@Hamlet_and_eggs His feigned insanity, we will remind all, was to avenge his father, the late Dane. His love for @opheliathesista was genuine. We commend him

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And lastly let us remember @Hamlet_and_eggs This might take a few comments. Hamlet has, of late, been a most central individual in our lives

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Let us not forget Laertes. From his heart he forgave Hamlet in his last moments. His reconciliation with his foes will honor him eternally.

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Also fallen by the treachery of the Dane is @queengertey She was a caring mother to her son although her second marriage may have shamed him

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First and foremost: We lost our Dane today. May @jkbham13tbl0g Rest In Peace. We can never forget your treacheries against those who died.

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We lost many dignified individuals tonight. May they Rest In Peace. The following posts will be in remeberance of them

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Let tonight’s duel show who is the better swordsman! Either of you looking for employment? #maythebestmanwin

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R.I.P. @opheliathesista you will be remembered in our prayers. Rest in spaghetti never forgetti. #rip #wouldpeoplePLEASEstopdying

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Hey, Laertes, word around the block is that you’re pretty handy with a sword. Are you looking for a job? 😉😉

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Good job @Hamlet_and_eggs for figuring out your execution orders. We were’t looking forward to that but we weren’t allowed to say anything.

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@Hamlet_and_eggs WHY DID YOU BOARD THEIR BOAT YOU DEFEATED THE ENTIRE PURPOSE OF THIS TRIP. Us: “Stay here Hamlet” Hamlet: “Nah fam” #Why #😠

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Ok so while we were worrying about Norway Laertes kinda burst into the throne room. Just take it easy man. Geez. #SomeonesAngry #vengeful

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Norwegian army is nearby. We may be at peace but if you pull something funny we’re watching you #dontpullanything #WereStillAtPeaceTho

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Safe travels to England, Hamlet. Research suggests you’re gonna need it. We’re probably gonna send a few guys with you just for safety btw.

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Anyone know where Hamlet put the body? The king sent some of us to find it and we’re really on the struggle bus #wheresthebody #rip #spoopy

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@hbarnesandnoble @Hamlet_and_eggs @Polonius_75 Still trying to figure out the year huh 😂😂