Hely Shah

I like to call myself a writer

[Hely Shah @TheHailStorm29]

When a restaurant starts your meal with a 'palate cleanser' because they don't just serve food, they serve "experience",

Just know the full experience includes aesthetic photos, financial trauma, and a stop at a roadside food truck on the way home.

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Refresh Instagram once.

Three people in your feed may have announced their content creatiom pages. 🙃

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If the founders of Astrotalk can't tell their investors, "We missed our revenue targets because Mercury is in retrograde," then the whole business model is a sham.

If they can say that, then the whole business model is a sham.

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Instagram: showing me both types of reels: bashing the government and praising it.

Me: identifying the reel’s entire ideology within a second, before the creator even says “you won’t believe this…” just from the 3 tiny icons who liked or reposted it.

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Millennials & GenZ at home: Stop thinking society k 4 log kya kahenge..

Same people on the internet:
My story got an amazing engagement from 2k people! 🤯

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AI after being used for samosa-chutney & other food items' cringe love story videos:

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AI after being used for samosa-chutney & other food items' love story videos:

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Thank God entrepreneurs like Raj Shamani, Nikhil Kamath, Deepinder Goyal, Aman Gupta, etc keep speaking on podcasts, interviews & Shark Tank.

Otherwise, LinkedIn creators would really struggle to upload their daily AI-generated perspective on the perspectives shared by founders.

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An Anticipatory Request Before Superstitions Meet Capitalism:

Dear Indians,
Seat 11A is not a lucky token. Please don’t chase it like it’s a lottery number. 🙏

Dear Airlines,
Please don’t convert seat 11 A it into a ‘Premium Seat.’ Don't sell survival as a premium feature!🙏

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Back in school, reading Shakespeare, I used to think, “Who talks like this? Why couldn’t they just speak normally?”

Now, listening to Gen Z and Gen Alpha slangs, I realize, it wasn’t Shakespeare’s generation that talked abnormally! 😐

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I've tasted team work, I've tasted individual contribution.

I'll recommend generational wealth.

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I've tasted lazy weekdays, I've tasted working weekends.

I'll highly recommend notice period.

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Investors: What is your overall strategy with respect to your company's cash-flow?

D2C Brands & Start-ups:

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Let overtime remuneration be mandated by law.

After that, watch these CEOs' "hustle & grind, 90 hour work week" speeches, disappear faster than our New Year resolutions!

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Petition for all employees to unite and accept this t-shirt as a uniform on all working Saturdays regardless of where you work :

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Emergency Operator: Hi , what's your emergency?

Me: I'm being held here against my will.

Emergency Operator: Ma'am for the last time, we can't do anything about your company policy on working Saturdays. Please stop calling us every month.

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* @foodpharmer2 makes numerous campaigns & videos to raise awareness about reading labels on food packs.

Indian Women: Don't worry..We Can still use it. Don't take expiry dates so seriously!

@foodpharmer2 :

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Bought 10k worth of concert tickets because the internet said, "Money will come and go, but memories last forever."

My bank when I Tried convincing them to accept my EMI in form of nostalgia and life experiences:

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The wildest and most ridiculous thing females of my generation have done is,
Convincing the world that cord sets are not just fancy nightdress pajamas but are totally okay set of clothes to wear in office as a formal attire! 🤯

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When you ask your employer if you can work from home since there is a red alert across the city and severe water logging in your area:

Your employer: