ɴᴏᴛ Craig Federighi

The best Hair in Tech, Thrower of Shade, PARODY, not Affiliated with Apple, PARODY, did I say PARODY, P-A-R-O-D-Y

[ɴᴏᴛ Craig Federighi @TheHairForceOne]

"Here's to the crazy ones
The misfits.
The rebels.
Who put the first Beta on their primary devices"

[ɴᴏᴛ Craig Federighi @TheHairForceOne]

@JonyIveParody

[ɴᴏᴛ Craig Federighi @TheHairForceOne]

Tell me you’re a sore loser without telling me you’re a sore loser

[Android @Android]

Don't blame your Android friends for green bubble problems in the chat. It's Apple using outdated messaging tech when texting with Android. Help Apple #GetTheMessage and upgrade to RCS 📟 Learn more at https://t.co/fs5jaitbks

[ɴᴏᴛ Craig Federighi @TheHairForceOne]

Only something Apple could do 🫡

[Mark Gurman @markgurman]

Apple confirms to Power On: The new Vision Pro lossless audio feature for AirPods requires the second-generation USB-C AirPods Pro announced yesterday and does not work with the second-generation AirPods Pro from last year. https://t.co/P1UtQa7dqB

[ɴᴏᴛ Craig Federighi @TheHairForceOne]

@JonyIveParody @MacRumors

[ɴᴏᴛ Craig Federighi @TheHairForceOne]

To be fair, they were basically e-waste from the start

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Chromebooks have an expiration date. When that day comes, they turn into e-waste. This is especially bad for schools, writes @nicnguyen. https://t.co/XowOCfC62u

[ɴᴏᴛ Craig Federighi @TheHairForceOne]

But you shouldn’t

[9to5Mac @9to5mac]

You'll be able to run Windows XP on your Apple Vision Pro from day one https://t.co/YMxihDbqx9 by @filipeesposito

[ɴᴏᴛ Craig Federighi @TheHairForceOne]

An uncontroversial opinion

[Max Weinbach @mweinbach]

I don’t think I can ever recommend a Google product again.

[ɴᴏᴛ Craig Federighi @TheHairForceOne]

Annual Reminder 🤘🏻

[ɴᴏᴛ Craig Federighi @TheHairForceOne]

"Here's to the crazy ones
The misfits.
The rebels.
Who put the first Beta on their primary devices"

[ɴᴏᴛ Craig Federighi @TheHairForceOne]

Hi @MetaQuestVR 👋🏼

[ɴᴏᴛ Craig Federighi @TheHairForceOne]

Hi @Android 👋🏼🖕🏼

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Google: please for the love of god add RCS support to iMessage

Apple: yeah so here are some stickers

[ɴᴏᴛ Craig Federighi @TheHairForceOne]

Yeah, they’re on crack…

#WWDC23

[ɴᴏᴛ Craig Federighi @TheHairForceOne]

@JonyIveParody If you have to ask…

[ɴᴏᴛ Craig Federighi @TheHairForceOne]

What a bargain!

[Mark Gurman @markgurman]

$6999 for the Mac Pro with M2 Ultra chip.

[ɴᴏᴛ Craig Federighi @TheHairForceOne]

Never!

[Benjamin Mayo @bzamayo]

how much longer until they stop comparing to Intel Macs lol

[ɴᴏᴛ Craig Federighi @TheHairForceOne]

Pluto is a planet

#TeamPluto

[ɴᴏᴛ Craig Federighi @TheHairForceOne]

A ducking word…get it?

I crack myself up

#WWDC23

[ɴᴏᴛ Craig Federighi @TheHairForceOne]

Hi Android losers!

[Paul Thurrott @thurrott]

"iPhone provides many ways to share things with others."

Not, not with others on Android. Which is most people.

#WWDC23

[ɴᴏᴛ Craig Federighi @TheHairForceOne]

#WWDC23

[ɴᴏᴛ Craig Federighi @TheHairForceOne]

💯

[Basic Apple Guy @BasicAppleGuy]

In Craig We Trust

[ɴᴏᴛ Craig Federighi @TheHairForceOne]

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