Ham Palace

Less joy. More ham.

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Some of us are in Oakland, some of us are in Kentucky. All of us pledge allegiance to Daisy. #ham

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OH NO WHATS HAPPENING

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This evening we will be discussing the old Buddhist adage: “Internet cheese is all around us.” Thoughts and comments welcome.

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A lot of this morning has been defined by trying to eat found objects mistaken for chocolate.

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This afternoon overheard @kwstancil describe @insistondoubt and @rmcooper4 as “map wizards."

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Gingerbread people (and one penguin).

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“Is it a picture, or a painting, or is it art?"

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Use the word join less when defining the word join.

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Enthusiasm dramatically outweighs ability.

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"In the census data I chose geoid. In the spatial geometry data I chose the join one.”

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"A lot more things are hair than people realise."

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Let's eat cheese and be feminists!

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Lettuce is the hot topic in the ham house tonight.

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@rmcooper4 RT We are @envirodale famous: "@TheHamPalace Okay, it's officially a waking nightmare. #sixseasonsandamovie"

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@rmcooper4 Goose Island ale (not recommended) and D&G's nomadology. #darkesttimeline

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@rmcooper4 Dinner at the ham house: boiled potatoes (salted, with butter) and orange juice. #champions #decadence

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Dinner of champions. #hamhouse

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Representation or reality? Map or territory? Weather or forecast? DECIDE!

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I’ll be the corpse in your bathtub.

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Stickers - in times of precarity and alienation, the highest achievement any of us can hope for any more?