Preston Hancock

[Trey Benson @treybenson]

Gotchu for life 6, I promise ❤️🙏🏾

[Preston Hancock @TheHankAaron]

NFL preseason sucks, I won’t be happy until I get to watch Ronald Moore again 💔

[Preston Hancock @TheHankAaron]

I apologize

[Preston Hancock @TheHankAaron]

Tyler Locklear stealing Geno’s 28 just gives me another reason to hate this team @Dbacks

[Preston Hancock @TheHankAaron]

I am very fond of Klondike bars

[Justin Martinez Enthusiast @JMartEnthusiast]

Top 5 MLB x CIA schemes used to take down the dbacks

1. The sudden decline of Paul Sewald

2. The 2025 pitcher injury crisis X Brian Kaplan

3. The Mets vs Braves double header

4. The Eugenio Suarez + Corbin Carroll 2024 first half slumps

5. The 2024 bee game against LA

[Preston Hancock @TheHankAaron]

Shortest path from point A to point B is a straight line

[Preston Hancock @TheHankAaron]

@JaxnHolmes Generational

[Preston Hancock @TheHankAaron]

Since the dbacks season is officially over I’m excited to see Kyler and the cards get active this year. 12-5 incoming 👀

[Preston Hancock @TheHankAaron]

The streets will always remember you nick ahmed

[Preston Hancock @TheHankAaron]

Eugenio Suarez the man you are. It’s a great day whenever you get to wish this dude a happy birthday

[Preston Hancock @TheHankAaron]

Paul Sewald just earned his 2nd save of the season and lowered his ERA to 4.91…Are we in the midst of a triple crown season from the 35 year old. I could see him winning the closer role over Emmanuel Clase.

[Preston Hancock @TheHankAaron]

Knew I was missing something in my life. Welcome back Paul Sewald… please don’t suck

[Preston Hancock @TheHankAaron]

@kcharliesharp10 Post some stuff I can relate to

[Preston Hancock @TheHankAaron]

It’s always a good day when you wake up and you’re not a wnba player

[Preston Hancock @TheHankAaron]

Slept good last night knowing I’d be able to wish Paul Sewald a happy birthday #goatstuff

[Preston Hancock @TheHankAaron]

Just went to the doctor… he said I’m terminally chill

[Preston Hancock @TheHankAaron]

I still think about Eric Bledsoe daily

[Preston Hancock @TheHankAaron]

I still miss you Rondale Moore