Jason Hanley

Used to work in Google. Used to work in science. Used to work in publishing. All tweets are mine. RT≠endorsement

[Jason Hanley @TheHanley]

Sure. Maybe at Burger King.

[The Hill @thehill]

Question: "Are you worried that your staff is ignoring your orders as the Mueller Report portrays?"

President Trump: "Nobody disobeys my orders." https://t.co/RL7cpzw9Uh

[Jason Hanley @TheHanley]

I kid you not

[The Hill @thehill]

Comedian who plays president on TV wins Ukraine’s presidential election https://t.co/0GLWiAw0iE

[Jason Hanley @TheHanley]

Where is the line? Which foreign hostile government would he not take information from?

[The Hill @thehill]

Rudy Giuliani: "There’s nothing wrong with taking information from Russians." https://t.co/eD7AFDSqPV

[Jason Hanley @TheHanley]

Part of me wants to respect the sheer "fuck you" of giving that answer in public. If it didn't come from this narcissistic, zero-ability, megalomaniac I mean.

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

Trump was asked during a local Minnesota interview last week about the source of one of his numbers.

[Jason Hanley @TheHanley]

What are you talking about?!? So where is your bar here? Below ground-level?

[The Hill @thehill]

Rudy Giuliani: "If we're going to start making moral judgements about everybody in public office, we will have nobody in public office."

[Jason Hanley @TheHanley]

Yes, but more transparency. This should be an obligation for everyone seeking political office

[The Hill @thehill]

Illinois Senate passes bill that would keep Trump off 2020 ballot unless he releases tax returns https://t.co/yKDkURNKIQ

[Jason Hanley @TheHanley]

Just when you think you have reached the bottom.....

[POLITICOEurope @POLITICOEurope]

Nigel Farage launched his new #Brexit Party on Friday, promising "a revolution in British politics" and pledging that there will be "no more Mr. Nice Guy" https://t.co/Zq9eILTXtO

[Jason Hanley @TheHanley]

@StigAbell Protest crack squad

[Jason Hanley @TheHanley]

@MSMc_7 Guilty as charged!

[Jason Hanley @TheHanley]

Had hoped to read in the article that he clamed up under questioning. Bit shelfish of me to have expected though.

[Guardian news @guardiannews]

Dorset man found guilty of illegally selling clams to high-end restaurant suppliers https://t.co/MQymRwzNmf

[Jason Hanley @TheHanley]

Insert your own trouser snake joke here.

[Newsweek @Newsweek]

Watch: Michigan man steals four-foot python and stuffs it down his pants https://t.co/lk6mbplsOh

[Jason Hanley @TheHanley]

On one hand, more helpful that what the actual politicians are doing. But on the other hand....... No, actually, go for it Uri.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Uri Geller has vowed to "telepathically" stop Brexit in an open letter addressed to Theresa May https://t.co/huXYFylXFI

[Jason Hanley @TheHanley]

Consequence of a shit idea

[BBC Business @BBCBusiness]

Brexit: Toilet paper maker stockpiles in a case of no-deal https://t.co/6bWkehtWIB

[Jason Hanley @TheHanley]

Signed & sharing.
Petition: Revoke Article 50 and remain in the EU. https://t.co/4s2uA6nHRq

[Jason Hanley @TheHanley]

FFS, really?

[Chris Mason @ChrisMasonBBC]

Three different sources tell @nickeardleybbc and I that Jeremy Corbyn walked out of the meeting with that PM because Chuka Umunna of TiG was there

[Jason Hanley @TheHanley]

My heart is giving out. Can't breathe

[Guinness GB @GuinnessGB]

Scotland on the verge of a historical comeback @Twickenham #GuinnessSixNations

[Jason Hanley @TheHanley]

🤮

[Guardian news @guardiannews]

Banana blossom: the next vegan food star with the texture of fish https://t.co/O9IROpEcbt

[Jason Hanley @TheHanley]

Oh boy.

[Iain Martin @iainmartin1]

Tory MP (checks notes) tells Commons with 20 minutes to go that he is not sure how to vote. (Laughter from MPs). Says the deal is a "turd" but it might be "the best turd we have." Rousing stuff...

[Jason Hanley @TheHanley]

Still no idea what the hell is happening with Brexit. My poor kids will have to live through the consequences of this mess. FFS.

[Jason Hanley @TheHanley]

" “You know I’m totally off script right now,” Trump said at the beginning of his speech. As his meandering remarks continued, it became clear that his assessment was an understatement. "
https://t.co/fhiveRFLYy