you may think it’s strange. for me to lose my mind with joy. every time you walk through the door. but when you love like i do. there’s no other option
@JackBox all that was keeping me going through this crazy stressful weekend was the tiny taco shaped light at the end of the tunnel, I finally was going to get my 25 little pieces of happiness and... they are sold out. #tacoboutheartbroken#sadness#notacosforme
Liam (7): "If I could change my name I would change it to Fred."
Me: "If I could change my name I would change it to Ariel."
Eli (4): "If I could change my name I would change it to Mouse Fart."
Student one: "Finger dipping is better than sitting on ice cream"
Student two: "But then you would get ice cream on your bottom...."
Teacher: *confused* #ilovemyjob
Student talking about a dream he had...
Student 1: So n my dream, there was this guy chasing me so I grabbed a broom.
Student 2: Bro. That is literally the worst weapon ever. You couldn't even grab a fork?
Me talking to Liam about his bad little brother - "Let's go check on the devil incarnate." Liam's response - "Why was the devil in target?" #ilovemynephews#worstauntever#sorrysis