Hannah Anderson

[Ben Bishop @Benbishop30]

@DallasStars fans, I have a signed #WinterClassic jersey to giveaway to a lucky fan!
Just Retweet & Follow @FansAuthentic and I will select a winner on Friday, January 10th! #GoStars

[Hannah Anderson @TheHannahlyzer]

Missing my crazy nephew dog #coopie #gremlinfox

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

you may think it’s strange. for me to lose my mind with joy. every time you walk through the door. but when you love like i do. there’s no other option

[Hannah Anderson @TheHannahlyzer]

"Some people call their lizards 'Cowboy' if they have heads like a bird." #icantmakethisstuffup #lovehim #EJV

[Hannah Anderson @TheHannahlyzer]

"I wish I could catch a bird. Then I would be so rich." #hangingwithEli #nephewproblems #thiskidddd

[Hannah Anderson @TheHannahlyzer]

@JackBox all that was keeping me going through this crazy stressful weekend was the tiny taco shaped light at the end of the tunnel, I finally was going to get my 25 little pieces of happiness and... they are sold out. #tacoboutheartbroken #sadness #notacosforme

[Hannah Anderson @TheHannahlyzer]

Liam (7): "If I could change my name I would change it to Fred."
Me: "If I could change my name I would change it to Ariel."
Eli (4): "If I could change my name I would change it to Mouse Fart."

[Hannah Anderson @TheHannahlyzer]

Student one: "Finger dipping is better than sitting on ice cream"
Student two: "But then you would get ice cream on your bottom...."
Teacher: *confused* #ilovemyjob

[Hannah Anderson @TheHannahlyzer]

SHE SAID YES TO THE DRESS!!!! Second one she tried on, first in our hearts. #yes #perfect #bloane

[Hannah Anderson @TheHannahlyzer]

We're back! She is back in THE dress! Medium Mike is here! The tears are flowing!

[Hannah Anderson @TheHannahlyzer]

2nd appointment was a bust. No tears. Going back at 3:30 to see THE DRESS!!!! #sloanesabride #bestdayever #love

[Hannah Anderson @TheHannahlyzer]

Tried on one more just for fun. That's gonna be a no for us dawg. Got a good laugh! #breakingforbrunch #willreturnforround2

[Hannah Anderson @TheHannahlyzer]

The crying has not stopped. This last one is going to be hard to beat. She doesn't want to take it off! #bloane #thismightbeit #benisgonnacry

[Hannah Anderson @TheHannahlyzer]

She just brought some in and tears are flowing. No dress has even been put on. #crycount

[Hannah Anderson @TheHannahlyzer]

We have been in the room 2 minutes. Sloane hasn't even tried on a dress. Mom is already crying. #crycount #livetweet #bloane

[Hannah Anderson @TheHannahlyzer]

Student talking about a dream he had...
Student 1: So n my dream, there was this guy chasing me so I grabbed a broom.
Student 2: Bro. That is literally the worst weapon ever. You couldn't even grab a fork?

[Hannah Anderson @TheHannahlyzer]

"I feel like a tortilla that's been in the microwave too long." -kindergartener #ilovemyjob #imdying #same

[Hannah Anderson @TheHannahlyzer]

Me talking to Liam about his bad little brother - "Let's go check on the devil incarnate." Liam's response - "Why was the devil in target?" #ilovemynephews #worstauntever #sorrysis

[Hannah Anderson @TheHannahlyzer]

"If we have a Jesus in a manger we need to put sprinkles around him in case he gets hungry." #EliJase

[Hannah Anderson @TheHannahlyzer]

"What do you call a hamster wearing a top hat? .... Abrahamster Lincoln" #ilovemyjob #badjokeoftheday #kidsarethebest #kidsaretheworst

[Hannah Anderson @TheHannahlyzer]

"Be careful with that nail. It can give you diabetes!" #kidsarethebest #kidsaretheworst #ilovemyjob