TheHarperGov In Exile

The only parody place I can really be Myself. Repping for Dictators and wannabes everywhere, Lurking. Always lurking,

[TheHarperGov In Exile @TheHarperGov]

If y’all were relying on Facebook for news, the government has now cut off the guy on the corner who was cutting it with toxic junk and directed you to a readily available safe supply. Enjoy.

[TheHarperGov In Exile @TheHarperGov]

I have it on good authority that the smoke making it unsafe to be outside in #Ottawa today is coming from Poilievre’s hair on fire.

[TheHarperGov In Exile @TheHarperGov]

In one word: Poilievre.

[Martin Varsavsky @martinvars]

Explain this chart

[TheHarperGov In Exile @TheHarperGov]

Yesterday My boi PP endorsed this. Today I did as well.

Together – PP, Dani and I – this is what we stand for.

[Amos @pvralien]

This what @PierrePoilievre and the @CPC_HQ have brought to Canada from Trump populism. Is everybody that wants a democracy and the freedom to vote ok with this?

[TheHarperGov In Exile @TheHarperGov]

Because he wears her crazy like a boss. Let’s not let him forget it.

[TheHarperGov In Exile @TheHarperGov]

Poilievre or David Johnston, who is more trustworthy?

https://t.co/YGB9XeelTY

[TheHarperGov In Exile @TheHarperGov]

The Weasel lied.

[Greg MacEachern @gmacofglebe]

So much for the ‘48 hour window to meet’…

[TheHarperGov In Exile @TheHarperGov]

Yes, Alberta has huge deposits of oil and gas. However, they appear to have infinite stockpiles of stupid.

[Brian Jean @BrianJeanAB]

"The West Wants In, not out. But we do want a Fair Deal." Only the UCP will stand up for Alberta against Rachel Notley's federal bosses Jagmeet and Justin.

https://t.co/G4hLewB4Bw

#abpoli #abvotes

[TheHarperGov In Exile @TheHarperGov]

I have saucers deeper than this putzwealsel’s intellect.

[Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre]

The US has 10 times the people on less land than Canada. So housing should be cheaper here, right?

Well check out Canada vs US housing costs after 8 years of Trudeau.

[TheHarperGov In Exile @TheHarperGov]

“Truth, not lies” being a bit too on the nose and not rhymey.

[National Newswatch @natnewswatch]

Poilievre’s ‘jail, not bail’ idea may not pass constitutional muster, experts say | National Newswatch https://t.co/vYVHuo48ZH

[TheHarperGov In Exile @TheHarperGov]

A person who calls himself a journalist tweeted this:

[TheHarperGov In Exile @TheHarperGov]

Nostalgic for My Alberta Firewall yet? Oh, you will be. This person is COVID in Wranglers.

[TheHarperGov In Exile @TheHarperGov]

Probabilities:

- PP is an apocalypse, 1.0
- PP is the apocalypse, 0.4

Either way, I live for apocalypse. Bring it on.

[TheHarperGov In Exile @TheHarperGov]

Who wants PP teaching their grade 2 kids? Cuz it’s either that or a restraining order.

[Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre]

The woke wants to delete Mother’s Day.

This ugly and weird ideology—which Trudeau endorsed at his party convention—wants to delete everything except the state which would control everything and everyone.

https://t.co/cW1Ts50eqm

[TheHarperGov In Exile @TheHarperGov]

The same profoundly damaged individuals who defaced the Terry Fox statute during the #clownvoy and those pols who supported them are now livid about a drawing in a passport most of them don’t have.

[TheHarperGov In Exile @TheHarperGov]

It’s true. Not a single business failed and not one person was laid off during My beloved reign. It was an enchanted time that only an epic weasel can restore.

[Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre]

A great small business closed and laid off its workers because of #JustinFlation.

And out-of-touch Trudeau is just worried that he won’t be able to get his favourite sandwich.

[TheHarperGov In Exile @TheHarperGov]

How nice is it to be seen, really seen.

[TheHarperGov In Exile @TheHarperGov]

This shite-spewing, wank weasel just demanded the govt cut spending by $40 freakin billion in order to stop inflation and save the nation. It wouldn’t stop inflation, but it would send the country into an apocalyptic economic crash. He’s toxic POS.

https://t.co/fV3rR54Q3n

[CPAC @CPAC_TV]

"I'm announcing today that unless Justin Trudeau cancels his planned tax hikes and inflationary deficit spending, that have driven up the cost of living to 40-year highs, we will vote against this budget," says Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre ahead of fed. budget.

#cdnpoli

[TheHarperGov In Exile @TheHarperGov]

Hearing now the Weasel slithered in after all and took His seat at the kids table.

[TheHarperGov In Exile @TheHarperGov]

And then I may have lied about an invitation to the gala dinner where I could have further pursued My antivax case and am absolutely confident the President sees me for the petulant infant I am. So, all in all, a very big day for Me.

[Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre]

Millions of good decent Canadians are blocked from travelling to the U.S. because of vaccine mandates that protect no one.

I encouraged President Biden to lift these mandates, so our people have the freedom to travel across the border.

[TheHarperGov In Exile @TheHarperGov]

This 4th rate improv troop thinks it deserves to be govt. Stick to dank basements, Pete.

https://t.co/JYDlHKabtZ

[Michael Gerald Gibbs🏳️‍🌈🍁 🇺🇦 (He/Him) @Mikeggibbs]

The President of the United States just scolded the Conservative caucus for not clapping for 50% women cabinets.

The Conservatives are now an international embarrassment. The whole world just saw that.

Thank you Joe!