The Dark Lord

“Don’t Make Me Use This” - Me holding my tongue

Emotionally intelligent. Slightly unwell.
Always the main character.

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@Zestify66 Her life

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A victim blamer is also an abuser apologist.

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Saw this on Reddit & it made me chuckle 🤭

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A woman who hates men will make an excellent gf. But a man who hates women won’t be a great bf.

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Tom Sturridge & Johnathan Majors be killing me with that lip shit they be doing 😩😭💀🤣😂

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This is the most accurate & conflicting depiction of my relationship with men straight from my Reddit feed 😂

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@afrocentricityy Happy Birthday 💕🥂🎊

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Why do essential oil bottles either give you one drop... or baptize your whole hand?? 😩😭

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The word “sweated” don’t sit right with me. It should be “swat”

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I just think if you really loved me you’d sense when something’s off without me having to tell you.

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Healing is cool or whatever but I miss being delusional with passion.

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I miss being the problem. This emotionally mature version of me is kinda dry.

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Me: I’m focusing on myself.

Also me: I hope he misses me while I do it.

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If he texts me “come over” while I’m ovulating, I might fold

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The version of me that answers with logic now instead of chaos is bored.

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I healed so much I almost unblocked him… ALMOST.

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I be like “it’s cool, I understand” and then block you because I actually don’t

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Therapist said I’m doing great but I still wanna text my ex “fk you” 😘 just for closure.

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In my healing era, but still getting annoyed when he watches my story and doesn’t text me.

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Don’t call me a Goddess if you’re not tryna burn incense & leave offerings at my temple. 👑