TheRealJamesHeaney

News Host of & improvisor in "Alchemy This" the comedy podcast with Kevin Pollak. Also, the Expert Gamer from

[TheRealJamesHeaney @TheHean]

Introducing "Brief News Beats" Inspired by the words of @MichaelSteele @11thHour

[Caltrans District 7 @CaltransDist7]

🚩#TOPANGA UPDATE🚩@CaltransDist7 estimates the massive landslide at postmile 1.8 on Route 27 in Topanga Canyon will be cleared by fall 2024. Water continues to seep out from under dirt, mud and rocks, indicating mass may move. Landslide is about 9.2 million pounds. 👇

[TheRealJamesHeaney @TheHean]

@bluelives_mtr @KolHaolam And to no surprise it was a white guy removed from the flight for violence against them...

[TheRealJamesHeaney @TheHean]

https://t.co/1E3xKad6FK

[TheRealJamesHeaney @TheHean]

Buh Bye!

[TheRealJamesHeaney @TheHean]

@RobSchneider Wow, your origin story is more complicated than I assumed. You really showed your mom she can't boss you around, but ur still just a basic bitch.

[GameFront @GameFrontCom]

Congratulations to https://t.co/znFIgSrMlZ on bringing mod support to 8-bit micros! That presenter looks suspiciously like @TheHean, though...🤔

[TheRealJamesHeaney @TheHean]

@CHPAlerts @LAPDHQ @LAPDWilshire Elon must have paid out the ass for this free advertisment.

[TheRealJamesHeaney @TheHean]

@ConSelfOwns Oh you dumb f**k, you are forgetting the "Global" part of "Global Warming". Here have some Sushi... Sure it is Expired Sushi, but I'm sure you will love it.

[TheRealJamesHeaney @TheHean]

@stoltzyplus @AlchemyThis @Cackowski @kevinpollak @jebbygreeber @ChrisAlvarado Next Monday there will be a Reunion episode on "Original Understudies" the new podcast I have been producing since Alchemy This ended. It will be a modest bandaid for your pain. You can find the episode @OriginalUnderstudies.com

[TheRealJamesHeaney @TheHean]

@JurassicRabbit Thanks Big Daddy!

[Jassparrion @Jasparrion]

For anybody who needs a laugh @TheHean @JurassicRabbit @GameFrontCom

[Two Point Museum 🦕 @TwoPointStudios]

📣 We are officially bringing mod support to Two Point Campus on PC & Console with our friends at @modiohq!

We're looking for modders to take part in a small beta very soon, so if that's you, get in touch!

More info here 🔗 https://t.co/kKTUCTLQGT

[EpicLLOYD @TheEpicLLOYD]

Lara Croft vs Indiana Jones. Epic Rap Battles Of History. https://t.co/M6L1Psreag

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

VERY frustrating, but we’ll get through it. Let me know if you have this issue with your copy:

[laura @lmresists]

Dems THIS is how you deal with Republican lies. 👏 👏 @alfranken

[TheRealJamesHeaney @TheHean]

@sonicnebula I am going to be soooo embarrassed if I just dont know how to google search something.

[TheRealJamesHeaney @TheHean]

Please tell me I am not crazy... I tried googling my old video series about John Bolton "This Russier Thing" Even if I search the EXACT title, it does not show up in search results... I was just looking it up because of all the "Bolton" News as of late. https://t.co/sEYwjFmECp

[TheRealJamesHeaney @TheHean]

@sonicnebula Thank you, that actually helps a lot. At least ease my mind. Maybe it doesn't show up in my searches because I published it? I was searching the term "Russier" though which was why I was so surprised it did not pop up.