Connor Valentin

Where's my whiskey? I'm gonna get tore up.

[Connor Valentin @TheHefty_Lefty]

HEY YOU! My band dissentience is playing a surprise set tonight at Mother's Bar in Easton. We'll… https://t.co/AaJGZziik9

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Happy birthday to the man of a thousand blast beats, the tallest hobbit I know, and the son my… https://t.co/Bpt0ZrMz6r

[Dave Mustaine @DaveMustaine]

Mustaine & Rattlehead 2016 https://t.co/XGISTaMbwR

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FUCK YES MARTY FRIEDMAN IS PLAYING JACKSONS AGAIN https://t.co/3AZZuNLF3O

[Jackson Guitars @JacksonGuitars]

In an interview w/ @GearGods @marty_friedman dishes on the #jackson he’s playing on tour https://t.co/gUONoedNBy

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@Deanmaste I mean, I fucking love KISS, but no self respecting individual should put their face on a casket. That's where I draw the line.

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@Deanmaste *capitalist who plays bass

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regram dissentience
Just another reminder that we're opening for the mighty REVOCATION this… https://t.co/xkir0dvIRB

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regram dissentience
On March 18th, Dissentience is playing it's first show in over a year...this… https://t.co/fI1Y5vAXcA

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"We've noticed you're on Android..."
I've noticed you can go fuck yourself.

[Connor Valentin @TheHefty_Lefty]

BRING IT IN FOR THE HUDDLE, COACH

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Big news coming for #Dissentience today. Stay tuned, folks. https://t.co/XQ1lOLJ5qZ

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This kid is my spirit animal https://t.co/GKIwfV4KYY

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You can trade your gloom for a rubber room and injections twice a day! Just go loonie like an acid casualty or a moonie or a preacher on TV

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Why in the fuck would you put the button that closes out of shit directly next to the more volume button? Who designed this?

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Takin' the new whip for a spin https://t.co/tut94DTYkq

[Connor Valentin @TheHefty_Lefty]

LGBT: Lettuce, Gay, Bacon Tomato

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When I was a kid you dressed like woman and sung about the devil! Now THAT'S music.

[Connor Valentin @TheHefty_Lefty]

We played some new riffs for the Wayne's World crew, and they seemed to really enjoy… https://t.co/JNJmdul2US

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HAPPY BAPTISM https://t.co/XZkCixLC6f

[Connor Valentin @TheHefty_Lefty]

I've never been more mad at an inanimate object than I am at this cheese grater.