Heidi Cruz

Official (parody) account of Heidi Cruz | Wife of Sen. @tedcruz, mother of two beautiful girls

[Heidi Cruz @TheHeidiCruz]

@mattgaetz What a piece of shit.

[Heidi Cruz @TheHeidiCruz]

@DailyFuckTed No one should have to do that - honey, I know!

[Heidi Cruz @TheHeidiCruz]

.@tedcruz had to think about baseball to *stay* hard during sex.

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Colin Allred is Kamala Harris.

They are both hard-left, open-border, and anti-Israel radicals.

They are both getting millions of dollars from George Soros to run ads covering up their records.

Get the truth about Colin Allred at https://t.co/aaPtMWGMDE

[Heidi Cruz @TheHeidiCruz]

Ted is so mad at @ColinAllredTX that he cannot enjoy football or hamburgers anymore. He just keeps cursing about transgenders! #unemployment

[Heidi Cruz @TheHeidiCruz]

Ted grunts, “Illegals!” When he climaxes. It’s hot and disturbing at the same time. #roleplay #racistorgasm

[Heidi Cruz @TheHeidiCruz]

@LakotaMan1 ☝️ I just want Ted to have more time with his hobbies, like yelling at brown people.

[Heidi Cruz @TheHeidiCruz]

@tedcruz Truth Bomb: Ted’s a premature ejaculator.

[Heidi Cruz @TheHeidiCruz]

God, Ted was so angry last night after the debate. He couldn’t even eat his ham sandwich (or get an erection)!

[Heidi Cruz @TheHeidiCruz]

@laurenboebert Yeah, everyone turns their head to see a car crash.

#seeyounexttuesday

[Heidi Cruz @TheHeidiCruz]

@tedcruz Promise y’all - this is the only kitty he’s ever thought about eating.

[Heidi Cruz @TheHeidiCruz]

@mattgaetz Cannot listen to him with the sound on, but those legs are pretty rough.

[Heidi Cruz @TheHeidiCruz]

@tedcruz This probably isn’t the right place to say it, but I think I have a little thing for @ColinAllredTX.

[Heidi Cruz @TheHeidiCruz]

@tedcruz Speaking of powerful, Ted got an upset tummy and painted the inside of his toilet like a Van Gogh last night. Kamala cannot take his cheeseburgers!

[Heidi Cruz @TheHeidiCruz]

@nicksortor He’s clearly never carried a pizza before. Or sexually satisfied a woman.

[Heidi Cruz @TheHeidiCruz]

@MTGrepp Oh, bless your heart. You dumb bitch.

[Heidi Cruz @TheHeidiCruz]

@LindseyGrahamSC .@LindseyGrahamSC No one likes you

[Heidi Cruz @TheHeidiCruz]

@bennyjohnson Kid Rock
Amber Rose
Hulk Hogan

[Heidi Cruz @TheHeidiCruz]

@MTGrepp Did your rash ever clear up, honey? Ted’s balls always chafe against his thighs, too.

[Heidi Cruz @TheHeidiCruz]

@laurenboebert The middle class doesn’t make $100M. #dummy #ged

[Heidi Cruz @TheHeidiCruz]

@tedcruz I like that Allred guy. I had a naughty dream about him! #realman #probablycangeterections