The Heir

Parody

[The Heir @TheHeir23]

After reading my little brother’s so-called book, it’s clearly time for me to tell my own story. Who’s telling the truth? Take a look at these extracts from my new book, ‘Heir’ and decide for yourself…

[The Heir @TheHeir23]

I could grow a beard if I wanted to, I just don’t want to, ok?

[The Heir @TheHeir23]

More lies - I happen to know personally ‘that book’ has only sold twelve copies. And six of those came with a free Solero.
#Spare

[Av Aleksandr @abbaleksandr]

Prince Harry’s memoir Spare becomes fastest selling non-fiction book ever https://t.co/FHaXabFblA

[The Heir @TheHeir23]

‘It all happened so fast. He knocked me to the floor, yelling “Yippee ki-yay, mothercuddler!”I landed on a dog bowl (which was strange as we don’t have a dog). I lay there dazed and totally innocent and told him to get out.
“I’ll kill you, you bald nonce!” he snarled as he left.’

[The Heir @TheHeir23]

After reading my little brother’s so-called book, it’s clearly time for me to tell my own story. Who’s telling the truth? Take a look at these extracts from my new book, ‘Heir’ and decide for yourself…

[The Heir @TheHeir23]

I was so angry the ginger Muppet made up all that BS about me ‘attacking’ him, I had to give him a good going over. You don’t mess with the Heir, capiche?