Hennessy Jack

For the people

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I’m thinking that Terrence Shannon Jr., Stephon Castle, and Matas Buzelis will, in that order, be the best players from this year’s draft.

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In the crib eating steak tartare

Wishing they still made players like Jordan Farmar

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Things that are in right now:

- oats overnight
- whoop
- T-bar rows
- costco/just bare chicken nuggies
- unfortunately tomato juice
- being in the sun
- taurine, glycine, and magnesium before bed

Things that are out:
- staying up late
- doom scrolling
- blackpilling

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I dream of @WHOOP update where I can have an activity going and I’m able to access the rest of the app

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One of my favorites of late is when Spotify changes the layout of the albums on the home screen seemingly after I’ve already clicked on what I wanted

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Could really go for Mark Jackson and Jeff Van Gundy in the booth right now

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Kon Knueppel to the Celtics is what dreams are made of #GLUE

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Going to the grocery store and phrasing questions to the workers in the form of “if you were [grocery item I am looking for], where would you be?”

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Steve Lappas is EASILY the best March Madness announcer

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Just so everyone knows, Luther Burden and Emeka Egbuka are easily the best receivers in this draft

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[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Orlando Magic’s Mac McClung has committed to the NBA Slam Dunk Contest at All-Star weekend in San Francisco, sources tell ESPN. He will aim for a dunk contest three-peat with the four-man field set: McClung, Stephon Castle, Matas Buzelis, Andre Jackson Jr.

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The plan: simultaneously have the best coach and player in NFL history (again). Easy! Happy we let Brady and Belichick go… Bob Kraft was the piece that mattered!

[Karen Guregian @kguregian]

Robert Kraft: “I don’t want to go thru this next year. We gotta do what we gotta do to fix it.”

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Sleeper sending me notifications about my players in Week 18

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Jerod Mayo legacy game (WHY WHY WHY!!??)

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My @WHOOP is crashing so often I’ve decided to lovingly nickname it “19th Century Panic”

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“Hen, WYA??”
“OT dubs like I’m playing five quarters”

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Ashton Jeanty waiting to run for a million yards against whichever of these teams stinks less today

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I can’t even begin to describe how wrong everything in this tweet is.

[J Buff @jeffbuff73]

CBB #4 Arizona -15.5 I feel bad for Davidson tonight, what a horrible time to face Arz. Coming off two bad losses to Wisc & Duke, they are going to take out their frustration on a much less talented team here to open the tournament. Davidson ranked outside the top 100 per KenPom and just don't have the weapons to compete in this one. Arz has a huge size advantage in the paint with their superior big men. Love has been horrible to start the season for Arz, a perfect game for him to get going and show why he's one of the best guards in CBB. Not a fan of laying a big number on a neutral court, but I just think too many advantages on both sides of the ball here for Arz. This one screams blowout from start to finish!!!

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Winter break to-do list:

- Rewatch Friday Night Lights

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I’ve seen enough.

Trump: 291
Harris: 247

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Big Justice and AJ having a Wikipedia page but The Rizzler not getting one tells you everything you need to know about this sick and twisted world