Henry “Henry Eldridge” Eldridge

Vols. Braves. PC of ‘89. Patriot. God bless Dixie!

[Henry “Henry Eldridge” Eldridge @TheHenryEl]

Making pledges drive me to a class it would take five minutes to walk to

[Henry “Henry Eldridge” Eldridge @TheHenryEl]

@SamBeau1972 Does laziness count because that’s overall the worst

[Henry “Henry Eldridge” Eldridge @TheHenryEl]

Wish I could be a fly on the wall in that LSU locker room right now

[Henry “Henry Eldridge” Eldridge @TheHenryEl]

@CooperDavi1960 My buber

[Henry “Henry Eldridge” Eldridge @TheHenryEl]

@BobbyPipeBomb The night they drove ole Dixie down

[Henry “Henry Eldridge” Eldridge @TheHenryEl]

I love wearing khakis to the bar because I get to guess what the mysterious stains on them are in the morning

[Henry “Henry Eldridge” Eldridge @TheHenryEl]

#TappingIn to cleanse the OGs’ timelines. Bring me back man

[Henry “Henry Eldridge” Eldridge @TheHenryEl]

@liltraytray3000 @Pingusbeer @CushingTho58481 What the fuck

[Henry “Henry Eldridge” Eldridge @TheHenryEl]

@tomcouillon Just churning out migrants

[Henry “Henry Eldridge” Eldridge @TheHenryEl]

@willsnowblower That’s an unsettling amount of gooning

[Henry “Henry Eldridge” Eldridge @TheHenryEl]

Watching the Cowboys Defense misread the same swing pass three times in a row #IWillFindYouChristianParker

[Henry “Henry Eldridge” Eldridge @TheHenryEl]

Why do my teachers keep assigning me work I thought college was just hanging out with your buddies all day

[Henry “Henry Eldridge” Eldridge @TheHenryEl]

@sam_gassawayIV Target schools

[Henry “Henry Eldridge” Eldridge @TheHenryEl]

Throwback to AXO getting the date wrong for an event named after the fucking date #Sisterhood

[Henry “Henry Eldridge” Eldridge @TheHenryEl]

Seeing your minority DoorDash driver on the little map turn a 10 minute drive into 30 minutes is so wild to watch

[Henry “Henry Eldridge” Eldridge @TheHenryEl]

I would rather be stuck in a room with Hitler and Pol Pot than kiffin and saban

[Henry “Henry Eldridge” Eldridge @TheHenryEl]

@jongruden42069 Just got back on campus so they’re all goobers

[Henry “Henry Eldridge” Eldridge @TheHenryEl]

@CBSDickFitzwell Yea what time’s Wednesday night drinking club start

[Henry “Henry Eldridge” Eldridge @TheHenryEl]

@timsharter How would one rip a liver clean off