TheHerzBlog

Im the fucking lizard king. I do things and am good at some stuff.

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@SnoPUD oh fuck nevermind. Hell yeah

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@SnoPUD bruh

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@lamontbuford5 bruh you fucked up the mascot

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@TMobilePark where are the cheap hotdogs

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Also s/o to whichever stripper scored dibs on the name “Trixy Tang”

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Anyone who posts the same photo to fb/IG/twitter at the same time reminds me of Trixy Tang yelling at Timmy Turner to tell her she’s pretty

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@realDonaldTrump Yeah it’s just like your wall too, we can walk right through it. It’s a lot cheaper too.

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@drewbrees You're a fucking idiot and your sliders suck

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My statement on the death of George Floyd:

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People who sail are dumb. Get a motor you dummy.

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And I’m all for spreading awareness, but no racist is gonna read a tweet and suddenly go “huh maybe I shouldn’t hate based on race”
They’re raised to hate.

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If you’re not already aware of race issues in America then you’re probably on the other side of the argument

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When I’m old and ready to die just strap me onto a longboard and push me down 164th

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Due to a lack of leadership in this country I’d like to nominate Lord Tywin Lannister as a presidential nominee

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also can it hit the south

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So about that meteor...

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@jlay28 all that's left is the meteor

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"Every day is black tie optional"- Dwight Schrute

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@Joshua_Fitch5 Tfw 40% up from normal

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What if corn dogs are just preparing us to eat real dogs