DeepThoughtsOfHigh5ive

#Stoned Thoughts. #Hacked had to reset account... follow me/follow you

[DeepThoughtsOfHigh5ive @TheHigh5ived]

@AnaCabrera @Scaramucci If you go back to AG Sessions' confirmation hearing (2 weeks before DJT sworn in). AG says he would be required to follow the rules if necessary to refuse himself and appoint Special Council in Trump Campaign Issues. Search for "recuse" in this script https://t.co/BwTPYMsVBL

[DeepThoughtsOfHigh5ive @TheHigh5ived]

Do you think the reason #right handed people wear their #watch on their #left hand and vice-versa, has something to do with #masturbation? Does the frailty of early #wristwatches keep this #righthanded guy from getting extra #steps on my #Fitbit? @fitbit @neiltyson #thoughts?

[DeepThoughtsOfHigh5ive @TheHigh5ived]

@jaketapper has the patience of a saint. Who reschedule to whom for the Steven Miller interview? #CNNSOTU

[DeepThoughtsOfHigh5ive @TheHigh5ived]

Do you think my #Fitbit knows I'm #masturbating?

[DeepThoughtsOfHigh5ive @TheHigh5ived]

@randikayeCNN gets the last High5ive of 2017. 😊🖐

[DeepThoughtsOfHigh5ive @TheHigh5ived]

@B52Malmet If @realDonaldTrump is not the only person in control of his #Twitter account, @Twitter must shut the account down for #NationalSecurity purposes. #Flynn #Tweet #Defense #FBI #Trump

[DeepThoughtsOfHigh5ive @TheHigh5ived]

@Yns_Damobb If @realDonaldTrump is not the only person in control of his #Twitter account, @Twitter must shut the account down for #NationalSecurity purposes. #Flynn #Tweet #Defense #FBI #Trump

[DeepThoughtsOfHigh5ive @TheHigh5ived]

If @realDonaldTrump is not the only person in control of his #Twitter account, @Twitter must shut the account down for #NationalSecurity purposes. #Flynn #Tweet #Defense #FBI #Trump

[DeepThoughtsOfHigh5ive @TheHigh5ived]

Every once in a while, I'll search #Facebook #Marketplace for #UsedPanties within 20 miles. Haven't found any yet... But, it's gotta have better success than #Tinder.

[DeepThoughtsOfHigh5ive @TheHigh5ived]

#Crochet #Fail #Sharkfin #DIY #HolidayGift

[DeepThoughtsOfHigh5ive @TheHigh5ived]

@Tinder on holidays will get your hopes up a little too much. I'm certain that all the #newfaces traveling in my area or #flying overhead don't realize the #teases that they are being today.

#Horny #HappyThanksgiving #Tinder #Tease #High #Stoned #Boobs

[DeepThoughtsOfHigh5ive @TheHigh5ived]

I think #Liberals and #Progressives, like myself, that happen to live and have family in #Crimson #Red states should be given a #Freepass on #Weed for the #holidays.

#HolidayStressRelievers
#Alabama #coping #high #highthoughts #Family #LoveYaBut #Thanksgiving2017

[DeepThoughtsOfHigh5ive @TheHigh5ived]

#HappyThanksgiving

Thank you #Gaia for that beautiful green #Herb.

#Stoned #TurkeyDay

[DeepThoughtsOfHigh5ive @TheHigh5ived]

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[DeepThoughtsOfHigh5ive @TheHigh5ived]

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[DeepThoughtsOfHigh5ive @TheHigh5ived]

Who does @DollarGeneral #smell the way it does? It's not unpleasant, but even things inside sealed bags like pillows, socks, underwear smell the same.

#DollarGeneral the NEW #Kudzu of the #South.

[DeepThoughtsOfHigh5ive @TheHigh5ived]

Just realized it's not #Rabble Rabble... listening to #DavidBowie's 1974 hit.

#Rebel

[Richard Blumenthal @SenBlumenthal]

I stand with millions of American consumers, innovators, and entrepreneurs against @AjitPaiFCC’s plot to gut #NetNeutrality. RT if you’re ready to resist this appalling attack on our free and open internet. https://t.co/TamYpxvQEw

[DeepThoughtsOfHigh5ive @TheHigh5ived]

Even in the privacy of one's home, the #Chocolate Masque #facial feels #racist.

#isitracist? I got it in a #giftbasket for emceeing a charity dinner for #FirstResponders...?

My #Chihuahua is even throwing me #shade.

#Rinse and repeat going on now.

[DeepThoughtsOfHigh5ive @TheHigh5ived]

Why do #SoapOperas look so different from anything on #television. The #lighting? The #cameras? You may know nothing about the show, the name or language, but it's obvious that it's a #Soap.

#stoned