Dyle Timesly

If Dyle Timesly from that one Roblox game Dandy's World was on Twitter.

(Parody Account, don't take anything I say seriously.)

[Dyle Timesly @TheHighwaysBoss]

@s1llyst4rs_x I can't find the damn sugar...

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Does anyone know where my flip phone went...?

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Having all of these looeys around is detrimental to my sanity at times... I cannot go an hour without hearing commotion in the toon rooms and that damned Creepy Clown attempting to murder the others.

If he weren't so important to Halloween parties, I would've popped him myself.

[Dyle Timesly @TheHighwaysBoss]

@spinework_fshn

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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! ! ! ! !

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@yattaCEO Wait what?

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@ShellyFossillan NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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@Glisteningshow @swirlymixup

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@GrandpaNilly 🫩

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It is three in the god damn morning... HOW IS SHRIMPO STILL GOING AT IT!?

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This is a direct message to Finn:

I would much rather you just send me pictures of fish through this website, rather than my Veemail. I use Veemail for business inquiries and other things similar, not as a means of image sharing.

[Dyle Timesly @TheHighwaysBoss]

@Enderflame21 @CatInGardenview I could have sworn there was a time in a dream where this was my reflection... I can't quite remember when, though.

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@1EyedDetective Did you perhaps murder Razzle and/or Dazzle to make this?

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@YATTAFOFANTA

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I applaud Sprout and Cosmo's ability to bake bread from scratch, as I have never been able to accomplish such a feat.

Every batch I bake ends up becoming an impenetrable ingot of wheat, flour and gluten. I add them to Shrimpo's brick collection once I'm done sitting in shame.

[Dyle Timesly @TheHighwaysBoss]

//Who fucking taught you to pose like that STOP.

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@CrapTheScraps //You have ignited a light in my mind and now I must mold it into reality.

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@LooeyLooerson Oh dear, I think I know where this is going... A grilled cheese, just to be safe.

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//I love editing.

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@VeeTheTvee Hmm... D, The Mandela Effect?

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@CatInGardenview