Arthur Holmes

[Arthur Holmes @TheHitmanHolmes]

Serena Williams is the greatest athlete of all time. I’ll stand on that.

[Arthur Holmes @TheHitmanHolmes]

Left the house in a rush this morning. Fucked around and wore my nice crocs to work. Amateurish.

[Arthur Holmes @TheHitmanHolmes]

Anyone know where I could find a desk for Patti for school?

[Arthur Holmes @TheHitmanHolmes]

The most raw and peeled back thing I’ve ever posted. When I’m alone I wear a frown most of the time because I get tired wearing a smile in social settings. I fake a smile so often in those settings that it’s borderline insulting to the ppl I’m around.

[Arthur Holmes @TheHitmanHolmes]

She’s a keeper when she’s outside embracing the grind of helping you organize your mess of a garage, which includes pushing cars around.

[Arthur Holmes @TheHitmanHolmes]

Getting old man. We went to Hot Topic to get band tees for the My Chem concert and as we were checking out cashier asked my name and it pulled up my phone number from high school. Just did the math on how old that number is 😬

[Arthur Holmes @TheHitmanHolmes]

I’d rather you forget me than remember me wrong

[Arthur Holmes @TheHitmanHolmes]

Then just died laughing. Moral of the story don’t rely on other ppl for your happiness.

[Arthur Holmes @TheHitmanHolmes]

Driving home from work and I’m checking my mirrors. I see a all black pick up a couple cars behind me swerving traffic and flying. So in my head I’m like “shit that’s a cop he about to get me” cause if I’m honest I’m doing like 85 myself…

[Arthur Holmes @TheHitmanHolmes]

So I get out of the fast lane and slow down to see what he’s trying to do. He blows past me only for me to realize it wasn’t a cop. Now I’m the only one in this vehicle but for some reason I decided to say out loud “you’re not a cop just a hillbilly”…

[Arthur Holmes @TheHitmanHolmes]

@DubyaB_20 Ayeeeeeee going to be a damn good night. Still sick about the price though 😂

[Arthur Holmes @TheHitmanHolmes]

Why did Patti just inform me she spent $729 on some My Chemical Romance tickets 2 years ago and we are just now going on Sept 13th? Bruh

[Arthur Holmes @TheHitmanHolmes]

@Born_2_Lose Such a good time! We were all sitting in the hotel room when the news hit that Mac Miller died #RIPMacMiller

[Arthur Holmes @TheHitmanHolmes]

@YaBoyBrio Mannnn if I would have known I promise I would have been at home

[Arthur Holmes @TheHitmanHolmes]

I should have never asked honestly

[Arthur Holmes @TheHitmanHolmes]

“I don’t have to second guess nothing with no one I love”

[Arthur Holmes @TheHitmanHolmes]

@DubyaB_20 @SportsCenter @packers Ready for buisness 💪🏽😂

[Arthur Holmes @TheHitmanHolmes]

@DJ22Bundrage Swear I remember phones used to come with headphones. Guy at Verizon said within the next couple of years they probably won’t come with chargers either. They’ll be sold as a accessory. Crazy times.

[Arthur Holmes @TheHitmanHolmes]

Bro how tf I spend $1,200 on a new phone and not even get the charging box? Okay Samsung I see you