Fish Bag Maddie

SufferingMatt on MTGO She/They

[Fish Bag Maddie @TheHochman]

Clown Church !

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I like it. A quick reminder of what it’s all about

[Kyouko 𓆟 @AnkoPilled]

Hello oomfs

[Fish Bag Maddie @TheHochman]

@Kyun_VampireBoy oh it gets a lot worse….

[BOWLICIOUS the legendary super saiyan @Kyun_VampireBoy]

Entered a spencer's for the first time in like 10 years and i'll be honest i dont think i need to come back here ever

[Local Man Too Angry To Die 🐝 @SwervoT3k]

The youth yearn for Dragon Age: Origins

[will @nighty10k]

my fits are ugly my dick small and im trash at video games

[イ一夕 @eta4698]

fate組で埋めた

[Sports Scran @SportScran]

Double cheeseburger jumbo hot dog at Dagenham and Redbridge @Dag_RedFC

💷 £7 ⚽️

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

WAKE UP WE HAVE $5 TEQUILA CLASSIC’S MARGS  ALL DAY FOR NATIONAL TEQUILA DAY  

+21 to consume alcohol

[Fish Bag Maddie @TheHochman]

@US_FDA This pissed someone off at the FDA so much.

The FDA statement asserts that data suggests Taylor Farms is still the culprit.

[Fish Bag Maddie @TheHochman]

@US_FDA Reading the comments on the FDA’s response to multiple news outlets twisting the “false positive” narrative and realizing that people don’t have basic reading comprehension.

The FDA’s response is saying that it still investigating Taylor Farms and still *AVOID* Taylor products.

[Dudley Newright @NewRightPoast]

This guy could have spent the rest of his life re-doing Planet of the Bass like every other TikTok viral star but instead he puts out another laser-targeted better-than-SNL genre parody every few months.

[Fish Bag Maddie @TheHochman]

@bridget_yoyo_67 Kengar Dongatron and only him @THEDongatron

[Captain Keeli @Captain_Keeli]

-Be a Jedi General.

-Get sent to a shithole planet to defend a race known for being criminals, strippers and whores who all have a biological predisposition to slavery.

-Republic forces are too spread thin to assist you and the men under your command. Have to make do with a tenuous alliance with a radical revolutionary turned freedom fighter.

-It soon turns out he is completely out of his depth and begins to blame you and your men for failing his people, despite the fact that you have defended your position so well that the only reason it collapsed being that you had just about run out of all resources.

-The only person really on your side is one of the lab-created soldiers with the rank of Captain, who the label "person" may even be a bit of a stretch.

-With the enemy closing in, and having little ammunition left, you devise a plan to save the leader of the freedom fighters, his family, and his people. You and the few men under your command left will all perish, but all the freedom fighters and refugees will live. Although you cannot guarantee the complete survival of all of them as they make the trek to safety; given they are out of food and water, you do have hope that the Republic will manage to get relief aid to your position in time. Despite your willingness to lay down your life so save these people, they care not about you nor your men, and their leader hates you.

-You make your last stand alongside your men. Eventually you are the final man standing but are surprised to find the Captain; who you had thought to be dead, is still alive.

-"We can do this General!"

-"Well, let's make the end memorable!"

-The only man who you could trust out on this worthless world is shot and killed beside you. After getting shot yourself, you know that soon you will join him in death. However, in your final moments, you are blessed with the knowledge that your actions; combined with those of men on the other side of the galaxy, have ensured that no more lives will be lost today. You watch as salvation flies overhead. This gives you some peace as you are gunned down.

[Ben Cohen @YoBenCohen]

It’s time to make your own ice cream bars at home! Let me show you how to make a Ben & Jerry’s bar at home! They’re delicious and will satisfy your cravings for an ice cream bar, all while you boycott Magnum. #freebenandjerrys

[Portland Pickles @picklesbaseball]

The Batter was fed up and blew up.

He charged the mound, and you’ll never guess what happened next

[Neil @irl_neil]

Wes Anderson ass mic set up

[Beth✨ @lizon_breketon]

little calico✨