Homer Simpson

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel

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"To make a tired point, which one of us is truly crazy?”
“Not me, I got this!”

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"Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito."

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"Eww, Lisa! The blob has got me! Don't touch me or he'll get you too!"

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"Oh, Marge, how could you let me let myself go like this?”
“Me? I’m not the one who puts butter in your coffee.”

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“Homer, don’t give up. They laughed at me the first time I wore jeans with a sport coat. I was the first wealthy man in America to ever do that. Now they all do it!”

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“Mmm...fattening.”

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“Of all the terrible things you’ve ever done in your life, this is the worst, the most despicable...”
“But, Marge, I swear to you: I never thought you’d find out!”

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“When I started this clown thing, I thought it would be nothing but glory. You know, the glory of being a clown. I tell you, it's hard, tiring work. But when I see the smiles on their little faces, I just know they're getting ready to jab me with something.”

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“Lisa, honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?”
“No.”
“Ham?”
“No.”
“Pork chops?!”
“Dad! Those all come from the same animal!”
“Yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.”

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“You can’t keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once and move on.”

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“What’s happening to me? There’s still food, but I don’t want to eat it. I’ve become everything I’ve ever hated.”

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“You, up in the tree. The tall grey-haired kid. Get your butt down here right now!”

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“We make a good team. A groin-grabbingly good team!”

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"Son, a woman is a lot like a refrigerator. They're about 6 feet tall, 300 pounds...they make...ice?"