The Honest Agent

I sell real estate. I won't bother telling you anything about myself. We both know you'll never listen to your agent anyway.

[The Honest Agent @TheHonest_Agent]

When you're waiting for the other agent to reply to your email from 3 days ago.

[The Honest Agent @TheHonest_Agent]

When that FSBO that told you they don't need a realtor calls you to list their house.. #thatrealtorlife #reallyrealestate

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When a seller says they will do repairs themselves & you know exactly how it's going to go. #thatrealtorlife #reallyrealestate #RealEstate

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Oh, I think I found it! Nope... Just an old M&M. #thatrealtorlife #reallyrealestate #realestate

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My inner voice 90% of the time when dealing with other agents. #thatrealtorlife #reallyrealestate #RealEstate

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When you get a message from the FSBO you're trying to work a deal with. #thatrealtorlife #reallyrealestate #realestate

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When a buyer keeps putting in low ball offers and now it's your… https://t.co/O7X6H6Z1PF

[The Honest Agent @TheHonest_Agent]

Today I got griped out for 20 mins because Zillow has a zestimate $20K less than my sellers list price.
#zillowsucks #thatrealtorlife

[The Honest Agent @TheHonest_Agent]

When you're on floor time & that seller that has gone through 5 agents calls your office.

#thatrealtorlife #reallyrealestate #realestate

[The Honest Agent @TheHonest_Agent]

There's that one agent who lists everything for a terrible flat rate commission. I never knew I needed a mortal enemy until now.

[The Honest Agent @TheHonest_Agent]

Caller: I'm at 123 XYZ St & I'm looking in the windows. It looks like someone is living here.
Me: yes... that's the owner.
#thatsrealestate

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Reason #15,368 why renters suck. https://t.co/lNB7gatJpA

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Urban landlords are offering incentives like dog yoga classes and hip lifestyle amenities to attract tenants. https://t.co/SXyPWBM0al

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When a seller looks at your well prepared CMA & tells you they'll list $50k higher because they feel it's worth that. #thatrealtorlife

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When the inspector says the report isn't that bad but the buyer just hears that the report isn't good.
#thatrealtorlife #reallyrealestate

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#thatrealtorlife #reallyrealestate #realestate

Pennywise: Hey... I got a cash buyer down here.

Me:

[The Honest Agent @TheHonest_Agent]

Sorry I missed your call, I was busy checking my email.

[The Honest Agent @TheHonest_Agent]

After submitting another terrible low offer...
Buyer: is there anything we can do to get them to accept our offer this time?
Me: well...

[The Honest Agent @TheHonest_Agent]

When a client that puts in 3 low ball offers asks you to show them houses on the weekend...

[The Honest Agent @TheHonest_Agent]

You win some you lose some... but it's the losing some that makes me stabby!

[The Honest Agent @TheHonest_Agent]

When you see "that appraiser" got the job on your latest contract and you wonder how short this one will come in... #thatrealtorlife