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Jimmy Butler and Tyler Herro had to be separated on the Miami Heat team bus after last night's game against the 76ers:

Butler kept saying “9 for 27” and Herro reportedly threw a punch that did not connect. Butler then yelled “9 FOR 28!”

(Per @IraHeatBeat )

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Report: Now that the Phoenix Suns have been eliminated from the Playoffs, Devin Booker is planning on picking up a second job as an Uber driver to make some extra cash.

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“Dad, why didn’t James Harden win a championship?”

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Kevin Durant after getting swept in the 1st round:

“My Next Chapter”

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Report: Now that the Phoenix Suns have been eliminated from the Playoffs, Devin Booker is planning on picking up a second job as an Uber driver to make some extra cash.

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Anthony Edwards tonight:

40 PTS
9 REB
6 AST
2 BLK
57 FG%
54 3P%

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Prayers up for Chris Finch 🙏

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CHAIN SNATCHED BY ANT

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Anthony Edwards is snatching their souls

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Myles Turner just EXPLODED on Brook Lopez 🤯

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Just remembered why they’re so mad. The Heat have won 4 of the last 5 Playoffs series.

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Bobby Portis ejaculated for slapping Andrew Nembhard. 👀

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@Twisted4jay @HaterReport_ Finally

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Paul George hasn’t scored since he did this in the 1st half 😭

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THE CLIPPERS ARE ABOUT TO BLOW A 31 POINT LEAD BRUH

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No wonder Embiid couldn’t make a shot in the 4th quarter. 👀

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Joel Embiid in the 4th:

1 Point
7 Turnovers
5 Fouls
0-5 FG

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Joel Embiid in the 4th quarter:

12 Minutes
1 Point
1 Rebound
1 Assist
0/5 FG

Not beating the Playoff choker allegations.

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Kevin Porter Jr. on a possible return to the NBA:

"I want back in the NBA. I’ve learned my lesson this time. I deserve another 2nd chance. I don’t even assault women no more. You can’t change the past. It’s not an Avengers movie. I can only control right now and the future.”

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After the LA Lakers defeated the Denver Nuggets 119-108, LeBron James was asked what his team’s chances were to still win this series:

“Don’t let us get one. That’s all we needed was one win to release the pressure and now we’re ready to bust.”

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Charles Barkley said the pelicans don’t deserve Cancun lmaooo 😂😂😂

Shaq: “Where they going, Chuck?”

Chuck: “Galveston. That dirty ass water. We not even gonna send them to Cancun.”

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They saying Jimmy looks like Thugnificient from the Boondocks 😭