Beernifer

Mom to two, craft beer gal, fun foodie, all things geeky

[Beernifer @TheHopMomma]

Words of wisdom found outside of @WynwoodBrewing #miamibeerscene @Raetastic #drinklikealocal

[Beernifer @TheHopMomma]

I just earned the 'Photogenic Brew (Level 8)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/6HpgTd36lx

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I just earned the 'Cheers To You! (Level 6)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/SPLRJOM00v

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I just earned the 'America's Stout (2018)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/lie8ZfgLQz #AmericasStout

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I just earned the 'St. Patrick's Day (2018)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/zPqVvW9WbE #stpaddy

[Beernifer @TheHopMomma]

Dear @marcorubio
You have taken over three millon dollars from the NRA. The blood of those 17 students is on your hands today.
Kindly fuck off.

[Beernifer @TheHopMomma]

I look good. https://t.co/ozhFmmyjFu

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@Franklin_Graham @POTUS @realDonaldTrump HE RAPED A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!

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Ice Cream Family. #dalethesprite #deckardowen #whipanddip https://t.co/JuMDEsN9AI

[Beernifer @TheHopMomma]

I wish people would see the connection between @realDonaldTrump and Russia by the fact that his advisors are being arrested but I live in a state where our governor cheated and lied and still got elected. Twice.

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My senator is the fucking croward shit bag @marcorubio who has done nothing but fuck over working families in Florida. https://t.co/DDpHA9GtsK

[John Dingell @JohnDingell]

Quote tweet this and tell me WHO your Senator is, how they plan to vote on this #GOPTaxScam bill, and what YOU’RE going to do about it.

I’ll retweet the best responses I get throughout the weekend.

[Beernifer @TheHopMomma]

@marcorubio WHY DID YOU JUST VOTE TO HARM WORKING FAMILIES??? DO YOU NOT CARE ABOUT US????

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Snuggles under the tree. #drviktornefariousphd #doodlebug… https://t.co/RW6AP6KA4n

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Me: Eat your dinner or no dessert.

Child: Tomorrow I am telling my teacher I have no family.

[Beernifer @TheHopMomma]

It has zero days since @POTUS proved that he is a rasict jackass.

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Going to drive my neighbors crazy.

[Beernifer @TheHopMomma]

@chrissyteigen So normal. It sucks.

[Beernifer @TheHopMomma]

If decorating for the holidays doesn't end in tears, is it really Christmas?

[Beernifer @TheHopMomma]

Mommy, where are my legos? Asks my child as she crosses the river of legos that is in my living room.

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My kid's favorite thing to do is a dramatic retelling of the one time I hit a turtle on the highway to complete strangers. Now these people think I am nothing but a turtle murderer.

[Beernifer @TheHopMomma]

@realDonaldTrump He had to add person bc most of the world is stilling trying to figure out if he is some type of sentient cheeto.