Hunter Nolan

Just a dude

[Hunter Nolan @TheHunterNolan]

I must have mad microplastics in my balls

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Longevity entrepreneur Bryan Johnson reveals chicken nuggets contain +3,000% as many microplastics as chicken breast.

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

I have no problem with Islam. I am just against beheadings, stoning, marrying little girls, sexual slavery, taqiyya, slave trading, rape, forced conversions, jihad, burqa, attacking other religions, child abuse, women abuse, animal abuse, multiple wives, murder, Sharia, terrorism, brainwashing, intolerance, greed, anti-science, torture, illiteracy, gluttony, genital mutilation, inbreeding. Does this make me Islamophobic?

[greg @greg16676935420]

My whole timeline is full of millionaires complaining about a trillionaire

[Hunter Nolan @TheHunterNolan]

No way they’ll ever try this at the federal level… surely, it won’t happen 🙃🙃

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Los Angeles Democrats officially introduce a proposal to allow non-citizens to vote in elections

The proposal asks voters to approve an amendment on the November 2026 ballot, giving the City Council authority to implement non-citizen voting in Los Angeles elections

The proposal was introduced by Councilmember Hugo Soto-Martinez, his family is from Mexico

“The motion calls for amending the charter to allow the city council to expand voting to non-citizens for local elections like Mayor and city council.”

This is how we lose our country, legalizing fraud

If you had any doubt Democrats are rigging our elections with illegals, this is it. They now just want to legalize what they’re already doing

California is Red without illegals

[Hunter Nolan @TheHunterNolan]

Oh no. @_willcompton , I’m a dead man. Missed trash day for the second week in a row

[Hunter Nolan @TheHunterNolan]

My deepest condolences to anyone at the gym with me today. I was farting up a storm doing squats

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

RIP

[Jason Robertson @JRobFromMN]

Whats really Ironic about the Kathy Hochul Begging for Millionaires to come back to NYC is that in her Victory Speech after she defeated Lee Zeldin in 2022 she told people that didn't like her Policies to "Get Out of Here, We Don't Need You Here"

And they did...and it turns out yes you did need them there..

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

the only way I can interpret this vote is that congress is full of people in power using sex as leverage. Whether for status, promotions, or votes. There is *no* other reason to hide this information from the public.

Congress has a $18,000,000 dollar *PRIVATE* slush fund to pay off sexual harassment claims and we the people aren't allowed to know anything about it? LOOK AT THAT VOTE. 357 to 65. WTF.

Id like to file a claim of my own cuz as citizens we are getting f*cked.

[Southern Chestnut 🇺🇸 @AppyOrtho]

I’m tired of living in a society where we constantly cater to the lowest common denominator to the near total exclusion of normal people.

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

A fascinating thing about the economy is everyone thinks other people's labor should be dirt cheap but that their own labor should be very expensive

[Hunter Nolan @TheHunterNolan]

The Indiana Bears lol

[Hunter Nolan @TheHunterNolan]

The Super Bowl commercial are really going to suck this year, aren’t they?

[Hunter Nolan @TheHunterNolan]

So performative it’s laugh out loud funny.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Bernie Sanders and other Senators have introduced a bill to ban sitting presidents from naming buildings after themselves.

[Hunter Nolan @TheHunterNolan]

.@Orkin Orkin gotta be the biggest group of bozos on the planet

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@nocontextcfb Saturn, by Peter Paul Rubens, 1636-38

[Hunter Nolan @TheHunterNolan]

Based on all my target ads lately I am a retainer wearing diabetic

[Hunter Nolan @TheHunterNolan]

How do the cats choke that game away?

[Hunter Nolan @TheHunterNolan]

Called a boomer a two machine cuck at the gym. I think he’s about to explode

[Hunter Nolan @TheHunterNolan]

What a hire