Maddie Hertz

{she/her} 🌈 PhD Bioarcheology @WesternAnthro with the illustrious @JayTStock, @CABA_ACAB Newsletter Editor,
bread bowl and bone enthusiast (separately).

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@maa_bhaishiiH I just recently started going through Paul Noble’s audio course for French and have really been enjoying it! Any recommendations for what to do next after finishing it?

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@KeshaRose Missed my chance 😭

[roofers foot survivor @interestingokay]

bitches turn into a bag of peas and be like “i’m in a vegetative state”

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@tiredskelly Brb buying the property next door 🏃 💨

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@tiredskelly But Rico

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@tiredskelly Send pics pls ;)

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@interestingokay There will be five people in my house

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@interestingokay :(

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@anotherfilmfan Titanic? Romance to action flick essentially

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@tiredskelly But does it?

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@tiredskelly Ok sorry 😣

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@tiredskelly Noooo just a cyst but my point still stands lmao

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@tiredskelly Watch ur mouth lmao 😂

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@interestingokay R u okay

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@interestingokay now that’s what I call a hit tweet

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@interestingokay Holy shit this is a hit tweet

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@tiredskelly Shocked Pikachu face 😮

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@tiredskelly I love getting to know you and realizing you’re a yapatron 😂 💕

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@tiredskelly but it’s your birthday month!!

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Red Lobster has officially exited bankruptcy