The ITTC

It's the most electrifying show in Improvised Sports Entertainment! Improv Tag-Teams compete live for the championship belt the first tuesday of every mont!

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"That match had it all: a knife shaped tic-tac, a human auction, and gross descriptions of old people's genitalia!" - Richard Pooner

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"I told my horse to wake me up at noon but I forgot!"

"That it was a horse?"

#goodquestion #ittc

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"Oh, that's the voting troll."

"Just write down your vote, put it in my mouth, then kiss my forehead gently."

#thevotingtroll #ittc

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"I might as well get a warm bucket of water 'cuz that's what it feels like to enter your mother!"
- the grossest sex metaphor ever
#ittc

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"You could really feel their reluctance to walk back out onto the stage!"
- Tyler "Not the Face" Hewitt
#announcerquotes

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"Do you guys need to talk about your sex life EVERY family barbeque?!"
#improvBBQ #ittc

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"One more comment about my dried up old weiner and I'm leaving!"
- a dad at a family barbeque
#ittc #improv

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"You should've looked at her j-date profile. She's not jewish, but she was exploring that side of herself."
- the Tinder mafia #ittc

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"There's a good chance I'm going to leave a sweat stain. I did that on my other friends couch." #awkwardconfessions #ittc

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"We saw this heroin in a movie!" - really intense memorabilia fans trying heroin #ittc

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"The real test is this: take a gun. Make sure it's loaded. Aim it at your genitals. Feel the zen."

#yogaaccordingtoimprov #ittc

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"You're Mr. Clean, y'know? ♩Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean, don't f*cking talk, that's in the contract!♩"

#meancommercialdirector #ittc

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"When I said to myself, 'I'm buying a zoo', I thought it would be bigger."

#weboughtazoo #thanksmattdamon #ittc

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"We just want to hang out like two men hanging out in the woods. You can't come Lindsay!"

#meninthewoods #ittc

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"EXISTENTIAL CRISIS EXPLOSION!"

#endingascene #gooutwithabang #ittc

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"Maybe I don't want to leave! Maybe me and my table like it here!!"

#meandmytable #mimedtable #ittc

[The ITTC @TheITTC]

"Take it to the mouth. That's our slogan. Take it to the mouth."

#dentalflosscompany #improvslogans #ittc

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"This is really specific advice."

"Listen, I just work for a dental floss company."

#advice #ittc

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"Are you ready to bring the heat?"

"No, we're just here to make friends."

#PreMatchCompetitiveSpirit #ittc

[The ITTC @TheITTC]

"That match had everything: physical theatre, a sex party buffet, and mimes that talk!"
- Richard Pooner #announcerquotes