Thomas Yarls

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

Well that’s a wrap on my life, folks. There’s nothing left. 👋🏻 Thank you, Carol Burnett, my friend. I love you beyond. ❤️

[Thomas Yarls @TheIceVerg]

@AdamLammon @TheNatlInterest @CFTNI That is amazing news, congratulations! Well deserved my friend

[Thomas Yarls @TheIceVerg]

@chrisuozzo 🙋‍♂️

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I feel sorry... for the fly on pence. If you are a dog owner, you know what flies are attracted to 😉🪰➡️💩

[Thomas Yarls @TheIceVerg]

Even the Dunkin employee thought it was funny and baffling to see a grown woman in a flannel pajama onesie reverse through a drive thru, then speed off in a fit of rage when she was honked at, but the kicker is she left her friend behind 😂

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@Photoshop FINALFINAL.psd.... (6 versions later) LASTFINALFINAL.psd

Welcome to advertising! 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Thomas Yarls @TheIceVerg]

Gems didn't crash Skyrim, my greed did

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@LKam11 IF they were good...I would still mark them as spam 📥

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@jkuip I learned so many important lessons during my IMM days. Would love to help, John!

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@7interlude There are also reports that this officer shot a protester with a rubber bullet at point blank range for no reason, then covered behind 2 other officers. All this after that protester assisted in moving an injured officer
https://t.co/6RAK4EuBYV

[Thomas Yarls @TheIceVerg]

@AdamLammon No words, just disgust.

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Something about a train that moves through the snow & is humanity's only hope? If it's anything like NJ Transit in the winter, it'll get delayed & canceled while waiting for the premiere

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@searchliaison is there a contact for upgrading the account type to remove ads from CSE for orgs that aren't NPOs or EDUs? Working with a GOARN research group called Librarian Reserve Corps & a 0-ad experience for researchers would be ideal

[Thomas Yarls @TheIceVerg]

Came in on a derailed train to Penn, botched an interview, & taking the PATH back to hoboken to get to my normal stop...is it Friday yet?

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No offense Chobani but either invent a yogurt that doesnt explode on release or I'm dropping you as my yogurt provider #FirstWorldProblems 😬

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If you want to be a narcissist & look at photos of yourself, go for it! Just not on the left side of an escalator #commuterchronicles

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Did you ever wonder why Michael Scott calls Prince Paper Co after he quite dunder Mifflin? He put them out of business in the first place...

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Sometimes I get really heated while watching #Cutthroatkitchen & start yelling at the contestants #foodnetwork #altonbrownismyspiritanimal

[Thomas Yarls @TheIceVerg]

Commuter tip of the day: if you're gonna skip stairs to your train, be prepared to commute in pain #commuterproblems #merightnow 😣