💗 𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 "𝐇𝐢𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐧" 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐭 💗 - (PARODY!)

💗 𝘽𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙄𝙨! 💗

💗 𝘽𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙒𝙖𝙨! 💗

💗 𝘽𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝘽𝙚! 💗

[💗 𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 "𝐇𝐢𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐧" 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐭 💗 - (PARODY!) @TheIconOfThe90s]

💗- 𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 "𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐌𝐀𝐍" 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐭 -💗

😏- DTF? Nope. -😏
🖊️- Detailed + Literate Writer! -🖊️
⏳- Set in '96 - '97 -⏳

𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐈𝐒, 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐖𝐀𝐒, 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞!

[ELITE VIRTUAL WRESTLING COMPANY (PARODY/ROLEPLAY.) @EVW_Company]

Our next match is a triple threat between #EVW newcomer Taiji Ishimori @TARGETMARKSHOT and #EVW titans of the business Bret Hart @TheIconOfThe90s and Jeff Hardy @hesahighflyrp this is the first meeting for the trio, who will prevail to victory? Let's find out in the match report.

[ELITE VIRTUAL WRESTLING COMPANY (PARODY/ROLEPLAY.) @EVW_Company]

Going for the pin, Ishimori gets a 3 count and the referee raises his hand as another referee unlocks the cage.

[💗 𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 "𝐇𝐢𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐧" 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐭 💗 - (PARODY!) @TheIconOfThe90s]

At Zero Mercy, I will re-evaluate EVERYTHING you all know about wrestling.

All I know is one thing, and that is I will show up better than I ever have been. I'm fit, and I'm ready.

I hope everybody enjoys the show because it's going to be a good one.

[ELITE VIRTUAL WRESTLING COMPANY (PARODY/ROLEPLAY.) @EVW_Company]

“Zero Mercy” is an upcoming 9th roleplay wrestling event created and produced by #EVW. It will be held exclusively for wrestlers from the promotion's SlamDown and Brawl brands. It will take place on Saturday, September 30 2023 at the Central Bank Arena in Bakersfield, California.

[ELITE VIRTUAL WRESTLING COMPANY (PARODY/ROLEPLAY.) @EVW_Company]

“Zero Mercy” is an upcoming 9th roleplay wrestling event created and produced by #EVW. It will be held exclusively for wrestlers from the promotion's SlamDown and Brawl brands. It will take place on Saturday, September 30 2023 at the Central Bank Arena in Bakersfield, California.

[ELITE VIRTUAL WRESTLING COMPANY (PARODY/ROLEPLAY.) @EVW_Company]

Both men are unresponsive as the referee hits an 8 count and finally a 10 count, making them declare the match a double countout and requesting medical assistance from the back.

[ELITE VIRTUAL WRESTLING COMPANY (PARODY/ROLEPLAY.) @EVW_Company]

Our second match is between MJF @TheDevilMJF and Will Ospreay @ThatsBillyGoat there has been a lot of background tension between both fighters while training, this promises to be a cracker of a match for the virtual fanbase. So without any further ado, good luck to both fighters.

[ᴛᴏᴍ (Not @BaronCorbinWWE) @BurnHisShips123]

ʜᴏᴛ ᴅᴀᴍɴ! ɪꜱ ɪᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ?

[Commonwealth Kingpin • NOT @WillOspreay @ThatsBillyGoat]

「 Billy GOAT 」

↺ + ♡

[ELITE VIRTUAL WRESTLING COMPANY (PARODY/ROLEPLAY.) @EVW_Company]

Unable to see, Balor screams in pain as Seth retreats to the ramp before the referee turns around and Danielson looking confused grabs him and locks in the LaBell Lock. Unable to do anything, Balor passes out from the pain and blacks out as the referee calls for the bell.

[𝗔𝘀𝗵𝗹𝗲𝘆! |Fan Account| 😏 @TheRoyalMystery]

As you all know, Baron's birthday is tomorrow. I'm going all out in attempts to make this one truly unforgettable.

Comment your favourite moment of his and I'll put it in a video that I'm making. Make sure you spread the word!

[ELITE VIRTUAL WRESTLING COMPANY (PARODY/ROLEPLAY.) @EVW_Company]

🏖️ Due to real life unforeseen circumstances there was indeed a delay in posting up the following matches for our August #PPV on Sunday, August 27, 2023 at Ford Meadows in Detroit, Michigan but management are now pleased to announce we can now bring you the matches we promised 🏖️

[ELITE VIRTUAL WRESTLING COMPANY (PARODY/ROLEPLAY.) @EVW_Company]

🇺🇸@EVW_Company owners and management @KnownToDrip and @RollinsLexiBaby will never forget this date that not only changed history but also changed the lives of everyone.

@EVW_Company will be taking part in the silence as we remember the 2996 victims who lost their lives in 2001🇺🇸

[💗 𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 "𝐇𝐢𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐧" 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐭 💗 - (PARODY!) @TheIconOfThe90s]

@OneForAllChamp_, you saw my words earlier. I've said everything I needed to say, this isn't ANY match.

This is a real fight, so good luck.

[💗 𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 "𝐇𝐢𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐧" 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐭 💗 - (PARODY!) @TheIconOfThe90s]

I may not be 6'9, I may not be 250 pounds... but I am a true wrestler. I am the greatest technical performer since legends like Randy Savage, Steamboat, and more.

I don't care how big you are, or how bad you are... but I can promise you one thing, I will excellently execute you.

[💗 𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 "𝐇𝐢𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐧" 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐭 💗 - (PARODY!) @TheIconOfThe90s]

There is nobody with more excellence of execution than The Hitman himself.

I will perform at a level, that no other performer has been at, because I know that the fans respect me, and EVW respects me.

There's nothing I value more than respect.

[Lexi Rollins Lopez 💍 || Parody Account @RollinsLexiBaby]

A Younger Version of Alexa Bliss with my own girlie twist

Hostess #EVW

@KnownToDrip Valet

Married to @KnownToDrip he is a badass heel & I'm his glitter sparkle wife

Model @N0toriousModels

Owner @DreammakerLexi

Semi Descriptive but Literate

So retweet for my glitter sparkle

[ELITE VIRTUAL WRESTLING COMPANY (PARODY/ROLEPLAY.) @EVW_Company]

A warm welcome awaits you at #EVW our doors are indeed open for descriptive literate wrestlers who love the squared circle. We are a parody/roleplay company, this may come as sad news to some but happy news to the odd one, we accept portrayals from all famous wrestling companies.

[💗 𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 "𝐇𝐢𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐧" 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐭 💗 - (PARODY!) @TheIconOfThe90s]

@OneForAllChamp_ will be excellently executed be the best there is, the best there was... AND THE BEST... THERE EVER WILL BE!

This time, I'm prepared for anything. You can try and screw me, you can try to cheat, no matter what it is, I'll overcome it!