The EggFan

Not affiliated with The Egg or Eggs But I Do Think They're Delicious

[The EggFan @TheInedibleEgg]

@DecodingFoxNews Not a cult, though.

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@AdamKinzinger One of the few things that Trump is great at is being a condescending prick. No one can take that away from him.

[Sophia A. Nelson @IAmSophiaNelson]

Newt is one of the reasons the country is in the deeply broken shape it is in. I worked on the Hill during the Clinton Impeachment. Newt was Speaker of the House having an alleged affair with a young woman, his now-wife. Worse, he helped smear a young intern named Monica Lewinsky. Ruined her life. So, he should stand down on this one.

[The EggFan @TheInedibleEgg]

@timruss2 Dr Lecter

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@trillydonovan Grats on 5!

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@atrupar It's so sad that the poor guy gets no credit for using environmentally friendly, sustainable hair styling products.

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@alfredworkc0ck @JonRothstein Terrible troll, just awful

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@DiscussingFilm MICHAEL 2: STILL DEAD

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@Forbes Exhausted from all the winning

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@lawcrimenews What's stopping her from doing something like this again in the future?
Most animal rescues do background checks before they'll let you adopt a dog, but anybody can have a kid. Even crazy people.

[The EggFan @TheInedibleEgg]

@thehill The man just keeps finding new ways to wipe his ass with taxpayers' dollars

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@CDCgov Does the source of these berries also use prison labor like Taylor Farms does? Has anyone considered yet that maybe people currently in prison shouldn't be given jobs where they handle foods that often get little processing (ie, cooking) before they're eaten?

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@SteveSchmidtSES @AndyBeshearKY Also his domestic policies.

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@TheAtlantic @davidfrum Imagine what these people would have done to Jesus.

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@Acyn I think that word salad is past its expiration date

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@Jawnathons @B0aty You, sir, will never have to worry about being intelligible.

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@OdablockClips The true King of Yappers

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@Super70sSports And that little thrill of anticipation as you pull the handle like a slot machine and wonder, will anything come out this time?

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@TheAtlantic @AdamSerwer I mean, if you want a really authentic version of this, all the female roles should have been played by men dressed as women, since women weren't allowed to act in ancient Greece.

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@jaynordlinger A true bootlicker and coward. Lutnick is what Trump sees as the most desirable kind of hireling.