dylan h

in my dreamhouse, I feel like a barbie

[👑ℂℍ𝔸𝕆𝕊𝕂𝕀𝔻👑 @DatChaosGuy]

The 36%

[mjsrightglove @mjsrightglove]

dudes used to just hand you particles

[Starlight 💫 (twitch.tv/x0starlight) @x0Starlight]

ur 20s are weird bc so many of my friends are getting engaged, married, thinking about kids, starting big important careers. and i’m just here like hehe so The Batman: Part II comes out next year

[Kai @SznPltts]

Tryna talk bout Drake when my gas at 4 dollars a gallon

[Badi @Badisha__]

@creepydotorg Police destroy lives more than they actually save lives

[Rosaaaaaaa 🍰🍩 @rirukalover]

"yo bro you gotta check out this anime called that time I got-"

[😁 @MCDANlELS]

Weight room, pussy

[Smiley @30GotNext]

The Timberwolves purely gonna win it all just based on how fly they are dawg

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

PLAYED OUR CARDS RIGHT.

[ESPN @espn]

THE TIMBERWOLVES ELIMINATE THE NUGGETS 🐺

Minnesota handles Denver in six games despite injuries to advance 🔥

[Jose Vega — Vote Vega! @votevega26]

In America, you’re not supposed to joke about Netanyahu bombing your school.

You’re supposed to enlist in the military and actually bomb schools, ideally in Iran.

[dylan h @TheInugami]

What a sad fucking country we used to be able to talk freely and now this totalitarian government can’t take jokes

[kordell @lledrook]

the boys wasn’t lying this like them people making homelander jokes

[kordell @lledrook]

the boys wasn’t lying this like them people making homelander jokes

[Star_ ☄️@CB 26 @StarXunderscore]

@Koi_Fishy If the options are to blow my shit smooch off the bone or drink this

Just play Breathe by Yeat at my funeral

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

I meant the elites and politicians that are leading us into these wars might make different choices if it was their children. It was hard for me to be angry and talk at the same time. I am thankful for to our troops who serve and are far braver than me. And also wtf do i know.

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

Joe Rogan is such a pussy, Theo isn’t crazy, he doesn’t need to chill out, he’s just not a scared bitch like you.

[takumi el repartidor de dulce de leche @takumiicarp]

lo que suena en mi cabeza cuando está lloviendo un viernes a la noche

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The craziest part about Pam Bondi getting fired is that Donald Trump raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein