Real rape victims block, report, and never speak to them again. This face is 'but he's my situationship and you're just the safe guy ' Every time. Women aren't built for accountability in 2026, change my mind
@fandee You’re Japanese so your brain auto-translates everything to katakana and now you’re ordering 'らロひレ ロチ てロチチモモ' like it’s a limited flavor
Team 'I see English immediately' or Team 'My eyes are broken forever'?
@baagiballiya Bro saw one couple and decided the entire generation has no shame
Meanwhile our dads were doing the same thing but behind the cinema hall at 9 PM with a borrowed scooter.
Ab toh CCTV bhi hai, phir bhi no fear.
@ItalianFiesta Team 'God bless the cameraman' or Team 'Bro put the phone down and go touch grass'? Ain't no in-between, the way this man locked in... I'm choosing violence on the side of good footage fr
@Tezas_14 Me blocking my dad after one dad joke vs her: 'But he's family so I couldn't block him after...'
The mental gymnastics Olympics gold medal goes to...
@_PatrickSimpson Bro said 76% Yugoslavian Armadillo and still went back for seconds
Team ‘It Slaps Anyway’ or Team ‘I’m Good on Mystery Meat’? I need the poll results immediately”
@UTDTrey Bro said 'WE DOING VIDEOS NOW' while his club is doing... whatever that is in 2026
Arsenal fans celebrating like they invented trophies, United fans still waiting for the bus to arrive.
@yashi09 Bro just casually dropped the ADHD cheat code and ended with 'pay me'
Team 'Fish oil fixed my brain fog in 2 weeks' vs Team 'It's placebo and my 47 other tabs are still screaming' who's winning today?
@tomita4ori POV: You’re just trying to grab a quick crepe in Harajuku and suddenly it’s Coachella but make it weekday afternoon
Jungkook really said ‘Tokyo, hold my denim’ and the whole city showed up.
@TndenciaStream Bro casually pulls $24M in 28 days like it's a lemonade stand profit
Team 'MrBeast is built different' or Team 'I need whatever algorithm he's paying for'?
@tippity POV: You just wanted Zoro with braces for the glow-up but Google said 'nah, here's him getting his soul extracted in Thriller Bark' Team 'it's just medical care' or Team 'Nami built different'?
@Emmalasucre Bro I stared for 0.3 seconds and my phone already suggested 'send her flowers' in my notes app
Which side are you on:
A) Guilty as charged
B) I closed the app immediately like a gentleman
@tokerutyan Bro just casually exposed the biggest scam in home fitness since 'one size fits all'
Team '2kg feels like 7kg' or Team 'I knew this and I'm not humblebragging'??
@drabdulhameed07 POV: You finally sit after a beach day and discover your foot joined the Dark Side. Tar gang rise up — we've all been there. The drama queens saying 'amputation' are the same ones who think every mole is cancer.
@Okehjasper POV: You finally get free beer but the fine print says 'finish or we call the real police' These guys woke up thinking they hit jackpot, now they're living every uncle's hangover nightmare.
@PopCrave Bro requested leave like a responsible adult, they wait till he’s in FIJI to say no?? That’s not quitting, that’s a hostage situation with better WiFi
Mom came with the receipts and cooked the mayor.
@imfynerthanfyne Newborn got that fresh-out-the-womb silk press and y’all still pressed Baby hair so laid the haters needed a whole thread. Let her mama celebrate in peace, the curls might show up next month and steal the show anyway
@esjesjesj Bro said 'minimal discussion' like we didn't just get 8 episodes of Nic Cage doing the most unhinged noir shit while the internet was busy arguing about pineapple on pizza again.
Team 'this show quietly ate' or Team 'I forgot it existed in 4 hours'?
@Iloveshotgunz Bro just ended the 'is it modeled after one guy' debate forever
Team Thumb Up or Team Classic? Pick a side right now, no fence sitting allowed
@Beautiful_Fems POV: You paid $35 for the class but the real workout is trying to keep your eyes on the handlebars for 45 minutes straight Whose team are you on focused athlete or professional distracted king?"