Prof Emcee Square

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“Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than truth.” #barfly https://t.co/4l7RQ724P0

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How does our guitar player get ready to play in the parade? He "primes" his liver. This simply means drinking every day this week. #drinking

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Blowing the dust off this account because I'll have a Zombie Fest announcement very soon!

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@LivingPgh #ZombieFest2014 is $12/adult admission, $10 w/ @PghFoodBank donation. Please correct!

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2 days til #ZombieFest2014! Admission & most vendors CA$H ONLY! Bring a donation for @PghFoodBank to save $2 @ the door. #brrraaaaiiinnnsss

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@StraubBeer and @CliqueVodka will be slingin' the good stuff at #ZombieFest2014 on Sat 10/11/14! Under 21? @RitasItalianIce has you covered!

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#ZombieFest2014 Band Line-up: @SolarburnPA @dreadeth @weirdpaul @camp_element #SpikeTheTomb @MisalignedMind1 @TheExGents @VIFRocks

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#ZombieFest2014 is 4 days away(10.11.14)! noon - 10 @ the DL.Lawrence Convention Center*$2 off admission with donation for @PghFoodBank

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I just mooned a bad driver. Bare ass right out the car window. #classy

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The Botched are playing at Cativo tonight of you're into the whole nails on a blackboard during a root canal thing.

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"Nope" is a slightly shittier version of no.

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Happy Zombie Jesus Rabbit Egg Day. Put on a "nice" shirt, pay double for a plant, and eat wet, rubbery ham.

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They're saying it's going to rain frozen blood tonight. This crazy weather!

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The fake "fake bad camera work" in Man of Steel makes the CGI even less believable. P U

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Thunder Vest on the It's Alive show this Saturday at 10:00 on @WBGNTV .

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Old Man Winter, you're going down.

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I used to want to move to Arizona. Then again, I used to like Ted Nugent. #notanymore

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Holy shit! I just saw a bug.

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@TheItsAliveShow Update: Turtle Creek has just countered with a bid consisting of a half a Vinnie pie and a Turners iced tea.

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After seeing where Sochi has set the bar, Wilmerding has officially put in a bid for the 2016 Olympics.

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I just ate hot sauce that was "Best by Nov 07" #possiblelasttweet