Joe Henry and Friends League

Official account of the fantasy baseball Joe Henry and Friends League.

Quoting Moneyball is greatly encouraged.

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🤔🔮PLAYOFF PICTURE + DIVISIONAL ODDS🔮🤔

If the playoffs started today...
Who would have a ticket to the dance? 🎟️
Who’s knocking on the door? 🚪

Every non-playoff team is within at least THREE games of the Wild Card… 😳

What are the current odds of a division title? 🤔

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⚾️WEEK 12 STANDINGS⚾️
- The GingerBregMen caught up w/ Ricky’s Rascals for the Hatteberg Division lead! 🏃🏻‍♂️
- Schlittler’s List widens the gap between her squad and The Isotopes… 😳

Top Performer 🏆: - Frelick My Balls puts together a solid weekend vs. Stott’s Tots! (10.5-1.5)

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⚾️WEEK 11 STANDINGS⚾️

- Schlittler’s List defeats Frelick my Balls to move into sole possession of 1st place! 👀
- Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood is on a 3-week heater! 🔥

Top Performer 🏆:
- Morning Wood jumps into 1st place of the Peña Division defeating Stott's Tots 10-2!

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🙌🏼NAME SELECTION🙌🏼

GM Matt Benson pledges championship ring to “Stott’s Tots”:

“After a much anticipated wait, I have decided to name my team Stott’s Tots. Unlike Michael Scott’s promise to his Tots, I actually plan to deliver and lead my team to success.”

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⚾️WEEK TEN STANDINGS⚾️

- Every team in the Hatteberg Divison won, and every team in the Peña division lost!

Top Performer 🏆:
- Schlittler’s List (@gracemccarron_) defeated Beers at the Nootbaar (@MatuchMichael) 10.5-1.5 with 12 stolen bases!

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📈Babe, Power Rankings dropped!📈

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⚾️WEEK EIGHT STANDINGS⚾️
- The Isotopes (@ZachElliott03) take sole possession of first place in the Justice Division! 🔥
- Despite an impressive .885 OPS and a 2.32 ERA, Morning Wood (@brendan_shorey) couldn’t find any saves or holds to beat Ricky’s Rascals (@erikvdm03). 😬

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📈 POWER RANKINGS 📈

- Matt Benson is the biggest mover this week (+5) after posting a 0.77 ERA and .827 OPS last week!

- The GingerBregMen (@taustin_24) break into the Top 8 with a 70-hit week, despite dropping the week to Ricky's Rascals (@erikvdm03).

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⚾WEEK SEVEN STANDINGS⚾
- The Justice Division STILL battles for first place 👀
- Jack Warner (@jack_warner23) earns his first win of the season!

Top Performer 🏆:
Schlittler’s List (@gracemccarron_) handled Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood (@NathanRogers_22)!

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“We don’t drop bombs… we hit them.”

GM @nickpalmer55 announced he’s rebranding his organization to a more family-friendly and durable name.

When asked why he chose this name, Palmer cited his home team biases on JHFL Draft Day and a general unwillingness to fight in Iran.

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📈POWER RANKINGS📈

Here’s how the league is shaping up 1/3 of the way though the season!

Is your team in the Top 8? 👀

🥇 Frelick My Balls (@CloggedFrog)
🥈 The Isotopes (@ZachElliott03)
🥉 Schlittler’s List (@gracemccarron_)

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@tallant_will

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⚾WEEK SIX STANDINGS⚾
- The Justice Division is STILL tied at the top 👀
- After an 0-4-0 start, Jordany Valdespenis (@jbirle9) is in the hunt after back-to-back wins!

Top Performer 🏆:
- Wendy Tendy (@tallant_will) took care of business over Joe Henry and Carl (@joehenry_4)!

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⚾WEEK 5 STANDINGS⚾
- There are no undefeated teams left!
- The Justice Division is tied at the top 👀

Top Performer 🏆:
Jordany Valdespenis (@jbirle9) earned his first win of the season with a dominant win over Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood (@NathanRogers_22)!

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☎️GETTING THE CALL ☎️

The GingerBregMen (@taustin_24) called up the Guardians’ Australian prospect Travis Bazzana in hopes of redeeming an underwhelming 1-3 start:

“Exactly the shot of energy we need.”

Will it be enough to take down the surging Jung Like A Horse (@kurtsip23)?

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⚾️WEEK FOUR STANDINGS⚾️
- Frelick My Balls (@CloggedFrog) remains undefeated!
- The Isotopes (@ZachElliott03) string together back-to-back dominant weeks, and are yet again this week’s Top Performer! 🏆

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🚨TRADE ALERT🚨

Wendy Tendy (@tallant_will) and Frelick my Balls (@CloggedFrog) agree to the following transaction:

To Wendy Tendy:
➡️ C - Dalton Rushing (LAD)
➡️ 2027 JHFL Draft Pick (18th Round)

To Frelick my Balls:
➡️ C - Carter Jensen (KCR)

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The Isotopes call game on MONDAY⁉️

"Might as well go ahead and concede, Erik."

GM @ZachElliott03 declares victory over Ricky's Rascals (@erikvdm03), especially after 12 Ks from #BlueJays50 Dylan Cease and two homers from #Dodgers Max Muncy!

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⚾️WEEK THREE STANDINGS⚾️

- Frelick My Balls (@CloggedFrog) remains undefeated!

- The Isotopes (@ZachElliott03) complete the first season’s 12-0 SWEEP of the year over Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood (@NathanRogers_22), and is this week’s Top Performer! 🏆

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@NathanRogers_22 @wfuvsports He's doing a wonderful job!