Jeremy Pimples

Jimmy's all-time favorite guest on The Tonight Show. Tweets liked by Super Bowl MVP Phil Simms 🏈, Chaka Khan 🎤 & Sean Carroll ⚛.

#author of Engorged Loins.

[Jeremy Pimples @TheJPimp]

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SOUNDCLOUD: https://t.co/wEjiGJ7G26
YT: https://t.co/FvMU7JafUv

#amwriting #audiobook #YA #erotica #LMFAO

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Probably the last of its kind, and its damned special. This dude took about 3 years - all by himself - to make this beautiful, haunting short film without any AI.

#noAI #shortfilm #indiefilm

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@thechrisbrewer @ZacStevensDNVR What are they, Thai monks? I mean, I guess they are ensconced in orange.

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@GeorgeB56876218 Thank you for thoughtful reply. I really appreciate it. Keep up the great work!

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Gavin Newsom reminds me of Harvey Dent before he becomes Two Face. I know that implies he'll betray us all, but here's the thing - while some do propaganda as a lifestyle, his team is hijacking it temporarily. And in these times, this is a mark of sanity.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

WOW! After Governor Gavin C. Newsom called for CRACKER BARREL to keep its old “beautiful logo," TODAY the company did exactly that! Thank you, Governor — America is grateful for YOU!

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@RichWheelahan Are you okay?

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Free Kindle version for a few more days, ladies and germs. #BooksWorthReading

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@historyinmemes Yeah, this a*hole sued the original YT uploader Matthias Fritsch into oblivion and completely ruined his life. Demanded he take down every version across the entire internet after it went viral. And in real life, he's this rich white collar dude. Real POS.

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Until Nov 5th, 50% of all proceeds from my book sales will go to the #HarrisWalz campaign via @actblue.

I can't afford to donate much personally, but I have a VPN and a lot of time on my hands to click Trump PPC ads. :)

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Fixed it.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Trump: “We’re leading in all of the polls.”

Fact check: false.

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#CubYourEnthusaism

Bear Cub Discovered Dead In Central Park:
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I honestly didn't expect such a grisly result for RFK Jr. #CubYourEnthusiasm, why don't you.

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Who are you voting for this November?

#TrumpVance2024 #KamalaWalz2024 #KennedyShanahan24 #RFKJrIsWeird #TrumpIsWeird

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Help. I can't unsee Dennis Quaid having a little puckered orange asshole in my mind.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

MAGA Weird actor clip #2 is Dennis Quaid explaining the reason why he supports Trump: “People might call him an asshole, but he’s my asshole.”

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@nero_pol Or seriously though, maybe he really meant that a bunch of illegal Vice Presidents, Presidents, Secretaries of State, attorneys, dentists, doctors, veterinarians, therapists, accountants, teachers and CEOs are pouring in over our southern border.

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Trump was simply telling the truth to a room of black people that a bunch of illegal journalists are pouring over the border to take their jobs. What's the big deal?

#NABJ24 #BlackJobs

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@sv_tumbleweed If he had an ounce of eloquence and/or empathy, he could spin it as, "black people are unfortunately disproportionately effected by income inequality" yada yada. Would at least sound plausible. But it's Trump. He sees black people as inherently poor and dirty.

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@WealthChicoHunt Trump is a felon who should be working in a warehouse.

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Your privileged existence, forged by nepotism and arrogance, mirrors the puppeteers in Plato's cave. You cast shadows of illusion, believing yourself a master of truth, while in reality, you remain shackled by your own inherited power, mistaking it for genuine insight.

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

Plato famously tells us of prisoners chained in a cave, unable to move their bodies, looking at a blank wall. Behind them are puppeteers holding up puppets and a fire. The prisoners can’t see the puppeteers, or the puppets, or the fire. What the prisoners see are conjured shadows on the wall. And the prisoners mistake those shadows for life, for reality, for truth.

This old story speaks to us now.

It describes the way the media projects a distorted shadow of reality onto our televisions and computer screens. It describes the way politicians from the two parties distort fellow Americans into black-and-white abstractions and hate-objects.

America, we need to escape this captivity. We need to leave the cave. We can no longer mistake shadows for the truth.

Outside the cave there are sobering problems, yes, but there are also rivers and trees and sunlight. And fellow human beings. And a beautiful nation. #Kennedy24