Jackie Vorono

Writer, Time Traveler, Cheese Expert.

[Jackie Vorono @TheJactionary]

@EndlessJeopardy What is a “what’s that!”

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@nytimes But…he’s an alien. Like a legit other species. Him being with Lois should be just as “shocking.”

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@EndlessJeopardy What is Hallmark.

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Dear @emeraldfennell. Thank you.

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@washingtonpost Is no one going to mention their predisposition for outrageous moustaches?!

[Cody Wimmer @Cody_Wimmer]

👏make👏Miss👏Piggy👏a👏guest👏judge👏on👏drag👏race

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

At this point, I don’t see how the House doesn’t impeach. Take the vote, throw it in Mitch’s lap, and let the Senate Republicans decide that they want to protect the guy who sent a violent mob to their Chamber.

[Jackie Vorono @TheJactionary]

@annalise_frank Trumpers:

[Jackie Vorono @TheJactionary]

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[Jackie Vorono @TheJactionary]

@nhcvote @NCDemParty @Yamiche @yashar @AP @thehill @nytimes Thank you. That is far less terrifying.

[ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ @PaulDock93]

♫Waterloo, 19 year old soldier Antoine Fraveau,
Waterloo, hole in his chest where a ball went through ♫ x

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Yes! Broadway is the top tourist destination in NYC. You can’t shut the entire industry down for a year and not help these people. @SenSchumer @SenGillibrand @NYGovCuomo

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

THIS IS IT. This is what the news would look like if it were accurately portraying the police violence. Thank you for making this!!! Air this footage on TV!!!

[OLAY @OlaySkin]

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[Guy Lodge @GuyLodge]

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not Jellicles can and Jellicles do, they didn't stop to think if Jellicles should.

[Jackie Vorono @TheJactionary]

Dear @mtanowg can the g train have one more car, please? #cramped

[Sam Sykes @SamSykesSwears]

a good story introduction tells you everything you need to know without ever describing what happened

[The Discourse Lover @Trillburne]

I feel like you could easily get Trump to implicate himself in Epstein's crimes just by saying to him: "I heard you never got invited to any of the child sex parties because you weren't rich or famous enough"

[Lisa Danielle @LisaDanielle123]

I love this woman so damn much