Jade Bear

I'm a bear. Beeism, communism and #TeddiesForAll. I'm designated to give @DanniiLowe cuddles because she is my mummy. #Bearbloc #TeddyBloc

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@ajiang2000 Looks like a cool squad! I love going for lunch with my squad in Bear Town.

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@kerayonker @cynthiad @ndennis @talllike @aaron @gangi_land I mean I'm just a bear, but thanks!

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@RxOfRock @RadioRiffRocks My little ears can't really take the loud music I'm afraid but I'm sure you're all fantastic!

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@JasonPaulGilch4 I must have missed the time when I opened a theatre. I do love theatre though so seems like the sort of thing I would do for Bear Town.

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@ZSTARMUSIC @Jaypower Not sure this tweet was meant for me! I put on some shows in Bear Town but aren't really keen on loud music because of how little my ears are.

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Hi guys! I'm baccckkkkk.

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@LilaaRoca I think the glue near my fur is a bit risky to be honest. I'll pass on making invites.

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@QtVonBeauty I do wish that I could cook chinese food but I think I would only ruin my fur in doing so.

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Daddy @hbgbln!!!! Mummy is being very naughty. This is not okay. Tell her off.

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My favourite teddy bear (Delaney) is no longer my favourite. he is too silly and rash to be my favourite. #cpfc #teddytalks

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Not pretty enough to go shopping and get new bows and clothes.

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Cannot wait for bed. Get to snuggle with my bae Belle and my mummy :3

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I love @hbgbln but hate goblins.

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Slept on the floor last night to make sure mummy wasn't sick on me.

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Heard a rumour that mummy has some honey shower gel. Wonder if that's for me to cover myself in.

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AM should be after morning and PM should be pre morning or proper morning.

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Shivering like a banana tree in the artic. It's so cold.

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We teddy bears hate #UKIP. All bears are descended from immigrants. How can they be so anti-teddy bear? #Vote2014

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@JennNiff I can give you a cuddle! I'll try not to get my honey on you too

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Why did you not take me to the park today @hbgbln? All I wanted to do was go on the swings :(