Jake Morin

deeper inside than the blue flame of fire

[Jake Morin @TheJakeMorin]

@justin_smith95 @cawley_shawn

[Jake Morin @TheJakeMorin]

Really turning into a self care day, quickly. Drinking myself out of a hangman crushing sports mixtapes listening to Santana and rob thomas. You know the one. Malkin, sanders, Messi(commentator), sweetness. If you could, give me another all time mixtape to watch @RearAdBsBlog

[Jake Morin @TheJakeMorin]

Malkin was mcdavid. Go back and watch. You’re welcome. Look at this dudes first six or eleven years. Fucking ridiculous. Still a PPG guy too. Absolutely satanic the way he sliced and finished. Got Hall and Oates blaring watching his mixtape rn. Might hang myself @ryanwhitney6

[Jake Morin @TheJakeMorin]

@mmoore2112 @crosbyhistory87 Soft as charmin

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

Just looked over at Stephen A and he’s drone-striking Iran midgame 🙄

[Jake Morin @TheJakeMorin]

Hittin yellow lights better than hittin green lights

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Ridiculous tip from Sid

[Jake Morin @TheJakeMorin]

No matter how bad imma still see you tomorrow

[Jake Morin @TheJakeMorin]

@Scott_7791 @TuckerCarlson What do you do for a living

[Jake Morin @TheJakeMorin]

@bpaine888 @tchapmanonline @CatonALeash1 @lukecombs What differences are you talking about bob

[Jake Morin @TheJakeMorin]

@Shanemgillis come get Matt dude

[Carissa @njoyzgrl81]

In other news, Larry Byrd’s grandson has been signed to the 2035 Celtics

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

It’s such a this guy kinda day. NHL is so back

[Jake Morin @TheJakeMorin]

@andyworthless @F1RETHECANNON Did you just submit your tweet to the “who can be the most racist while calling somebody else racist” contest? I know you’re a Columbus fan and the lottery didn’t work out for you but Jesus dude get a grip😂

[Jake Morin @TheJakeMorin]

@sickle_rider @sjbow17 @JoeBentdahl @BR_OpenIce And you know goalies and defensemen have the same fortune of todays “modern system” and “development” too right? It’s not just forwards. Every single person on the ice is better today than in 1985. So idk what to tell you

[Jake Morin @TheJakeMorin]

@sickle_rider @sjbow17 @JoeBentdahl @BR_OpenIce Also, way too many hypotheticals. Would he train as hard as mcdavid in your fantasy land? Would he respond well to 250lb behemoths who skate like ballerinas compared to the 80’s? Idk man sounds like you think babe Ruth is the best baseball player too

[Jake Morin @TheJakeMorin]

Argentina is as elite as they come. Messi, Hitler’s retirement stay, the tango. They can’t be stopped

[Jake Morin @TheJakeMorin]

@sickle_rider @sjbow17 @JoeBentdahl @BR_OpenIce Was it his incredible hockey IQ that made goalies stand straight up flat footed offering 80% of the net at all times? I could walk in and score on a slap shot at the blue line too if the goalies are doing Elvis karate kicks to save pucks. An average player today would put up 200

[Jake Morin @TheJakeMorin]

Yea I’m seeing one person and one person only

[Jake Morin @TheJakeMorin]

Matthew Broderick killed 2 people and payed like $200 and was straight

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

The unemployed friend at 1pm on a Wednesday