fertile jake 🪐

Yes I make TikTok videos wait please come back

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Who is responsible for this

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damn baby girl I hear England is lookin for a new Queen

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uh

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Y’all ever scratch down there and smell it like it’s a scratch and sniff magazine

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World powers decide the future through convention. A precious matter seeks a worth more than gold. A long lasting queen will be remembered. A well-known corporation seizes eastern markets.

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jake2r

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guys this actually happened like in real life

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[me working as a barista]

customer: can I get some sugar

me: of course u can let me just-
*starts kissing them passionately* *oh no I got a boner* *starts dry humping the counter* *gets fired* *files for unemployment benefits*

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she no bagel but she still be wanting my cream cheese

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cant stop farding. shidding and farding shidding and farding

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@DuranEnjoyer grind don’t stop

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call her url the way we link

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call me sir the way I like her loins

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if she ever feel scared i would simply hold her hand.

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jimmy neutron: [about to cum] gotta blast

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jake2r but when im with her im jake2hard

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i miss her so much.

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Nashville? More like Smashville! Who wants to smash hahaha

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call her Dwayne the way she Rock my Johnson

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@itw1220 Forgot to crop the pics so it looked weird 🤣

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just got kicked out of a holiday inn for having the zoomies

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Future still insane for this