Ol' Apocalypse Jake

bad jokes and politics

[Ol' Apocalypse Jake @TheJakePeters]

i never had an emo phase because it was “too mainstream” and that pretty says everything there is to say about me

[Ol' Apocalypse Jake @TheJakePeters]

im pretty strictly a scroller not a poster on this awful website but even just looking at the X is genuinely kind of embarrassing. like im actually just gonna dip for a while, maybe i'll see yall if he changes it back

[Elamin Abdelmahmoud @elamin88]

Many people are asking

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

Where was Gondor when Twitter fell?

[Ol' Apocalypse Jake @TheJakePeters]

@SkaPikachu All My Best Friends Are Metal Type

[Ol' Apocalypse Jake @TheJakePeters]

This video is a minute and a half long. Take about 5-10 and learn something

[James Rehwald @JamesRehwald]

I toured a defense contractor executive’s home

[Ol' Apocalypse Jake @TheJakePeters]

@JoshuaMSimons Don't try to predict what the PCs will do. Focus on your NPCs' goals and your set pieces, then enjoy the chaos

[Ol' Apocalypse Jake @TheJakePeters]

@clemaaaaa @sailorsctaustin Yeah i just remembered him posting about it back in the day. And like i said good on doja and her people for giving him a writing credit without taking it to court.

[Ol' Apocalypse Jake @TheJakePeters]

@sailorsctaustin iirc the guitarist in this stole the solo whole cloth from another artist called Plini. Points to Doja they paid the other guy out with no fuss but that miiight be why this got swept under the rug

[Ol' Apocalypse Jake @TheJakePeters]

@theburiedjack This^ These aren't a bunch of kids getting manipulated by bigwigs, these are professionals making decisions and the decision they made was "Money is more important than my principles." There would have been more tour offers. They took this one on purpose.

[Ol' Apocalypse Jake @TheJakePeters]

@pridewasariot_ I got real good at spotting them as early as like 2013? Nobody believed me until Trump happened a few years later and suddenly they weren't crypto anymore...

[Ol' Apocalypse Jake @TheJakePeters]

@vinn_ayy God forbid women do anything

[Ol' Apocalypse Jake @TheJakePeters]

Spotify told me that I liked the new @Coheed album a perfectly normal amount! Top 0.1% tho...

[Film The Police LA @FilmThePoliceLA]

Elon brings Trump back, but Trump is like ‘nah, Twitter is a mess.’

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

The only twist left in this saga is for Twitter to emerge as a sentient AI with a dire warning for humanity to save itself from self-destruction

[Ol' Apocalypse Jake @TheJakePeters]

Brb startingb a new band The Godless Communist Orcs

[Aaron Fritschner @Fritschner]

The Babylon Bee guy is taking it well

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Great work today guys

[Ol' Apocalypse Jake @TheJakePeters]

"Im going to tumblr!" "I'm going to mastodon!" Go back to Facebook. Start a flame war with your racist auntie. I mean i wont but you should

[Ol' Apocalypse Jake @TheJakePeters]

October has really been a month of finding out

[Freddie Shanel @freddie_shanel]

I spent minutes of my one precious life making this